HOGWILD.NET  semi-hilarious comedy: MySpace jokes, funny pictures

| HOME | FUNNY PICTURES | RANTSVIDEOS | BLOG | NEWS | ADVICE | CARTOONS | CHATSGAMES | LINKS | FREE EMAILCOMEDY SHOWS | CONTACTS |

Google
Web
HogWild

Home
Funny Pictures
Rants/Jokes
Videos
News
Advice
Cartoons
Chats
Games
Comedy Shows
Contact/Email Me
Free Newsletter
Links
MySpace Group
XML/RSS
Free Email
Crazy T-Shirts
Party Poker - Safe, Secure and Fun!
FREE Fantasy Sports



Your MySpace Profile Sucks A$$

MySpace Jokes and Funny Pictures
 

I mean seriously: it really, really, really sucks.

Your music video code doesn't work. And even if it did, it's for DJ
Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.



That would be fine, except the little quote next to your name says, "I
am Not Dangerous, I am Danger."


Uh huh. Your music video code should look like this:



Your background picture clashes against your text, making it impossible
to read. That's actually GOOD, because what you wrote is really boring.

Why is everything is flashing? I just fell out of my chair because I'm
having a seizure.

Your page is so terrible, EVEN Tom won't be your friend.



Why did you make it so the spelling of your name rains down all over the
page? I think you are in love with your own name.

You're supposed to masturbate to pictures of women, not little floating images of your own name. You are so vain, I bet when you have sex you scream out your
OWN name.

Just kidding. You never had sex.

What the hell is a Gansta? is that a Gangsta who lost a G playing poker?
Or is Gansta a new slang word for moron?

Why do you think you are a player? Every person in your Top 8 is ugly.
And male.

You filled out one of those dumb surveys: McDonalds or Burger King and
you answered McDonalds. WRONG!

McDonalds makes you McDoody! 8urg3r K!n6 rulez! You picked a CLOWN over
his MAJESTY of burgers? What kind of idiot thinks the court jester is
better than the King?!!

Note: Both answers are wrong. Stop eating fast food unless your life's goal is to be a guest on Jerry Springer.



You have more pictures of 2Pac than 2Pac's own mother! You and 2Pac
actually have something in common... neither of you have a life!

You have a pic of P.Diddy. Are you gay?

You took the porn star quiz and it said your porn star name is Jack
Offalone.

You took the rapper quiz and it said if you were a rapper, you'd be
Jay-Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Because you're so boring that we all fall asleep!

You took the cheese quiz and it said if you were cheese, you'd be provolonely.

I heard in bed, the ladies call you by your rap name... 50 Seconds. Just
kidding. You never had sex.
 

MORE FUNNY RANTS AND JOKES
 

Google
 
Web www.hogwild.net




You! Yes, you! Check out my page of Hot Deals and Discounts! It's yummy!

 



Twisted Humor of HogWild Newsletter

Get Funny Rants in your Email!

Your email address:





FREE Fantasy Sports Pick Site


HOGWILD.NET  semi-hilarious comedy: MySpace jokes, funny pictures

| HOME | FUNNY PICTURES | RANTSVIDEOS | BLOG | NEWS | ADVICE | CARTOONS | CHATSGAMES | LINKS | FREE EMAILCOMEDY SHOWS | CONTACTS |