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New York Crazies: Am I Being a D!ck in this Situation?

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I'm running for the train after doing a stand-up comedy show. I just miss it! DAMN IT!

It's like midnight on a Wednesday. It's gonna take forever for the next train to come.

So this guy -- nice looking normal guy -- clean shaven, well-dressed... tries to empathize with me, "Yeah I was up on the street running for the subway, too. Can you believe it?"

Now, I'm a native New Yorker. I have New York paranoia when it comes to talking to strangers. Especially at midnight on a weeknight in a subway station. You never know who's crazy, ya know?

So grunt a "Yeah" back at him, not even bothering to remove my headphones. I keep walking down the platform.

I start thinking, "Man, why am I such a dick? Maybe I'd be a happier person if I'd let new people into my world. He was just trying to make conversation."

Now I'm feeling bad that I was rude to the guy. It was just my New York City reflex, you know?

So I turn around to walk back to the guy to talk.

Except he's not on the platform. There is a yellow trash train with no roof that sits on the opposite track that is basically a big garbage container. He is standing in it. He jumped into the garbage train and is romping around in it.

Craziness confirmed.

So the next time a New Yorker is rude to you, please keep in mind that the last stranger he encountered was a psychopathic trash tossing maniac.


 

 

 

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