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New York City Subway Strike New York City Jokes & Funny Rants by HogWild This is bull$h!t. This is
gonna really hurt the underground entertainment industry in this
city. That little Chinese man who plays the violin in 14th Street
station... now he's gonna have no audience!
There's gonna be a
new movie... Speed 3: The Transit Workers Union has rigged all of
New York City's buses with bombs. If the driver's salary
goes below 55, the bus explodes.
$5 every time the train
is late. $5 every time I see a rat in the subway because
they didn't clean properly. $5 every time they mumble the train
announcements. $5 every time they stop the train short causing
people to fly around in the train. $5 every time they pick their
nose on MY time. If you're a bus driver,
that's cool. It's an honest job. It pays your bills. But don't you want
your children to do a little bit better? You know, maybe drive a
forklift?
People don't live to age 65
anymore. The average life expectancy is now closer to 75. You
want us (the taxpayers) to pay you a pension for TWENTY years of sitting
on your retired ass PLUS the 30 years you sat on your ass as an
employee? F^CK THAT! *** More HogWild Funny Stories and Rants *** Watch my helpful and hilarious Expert Dating Advice videos!
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