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My fellow Americans, I am saddened to announce that an American hero -- a man that has personally shaped my life -- has passed away. His name is Joseph Barbera and he is the creator of classic cartoons such The Flintstones, Scooby-Doo, The Jetsons, and Yogi Bear.
His life has been erased like pencil sketches but his memory
cannot be erased because he drew it in pen.
The Flintstones also taught us the importance of recycling,
by re-using every aspect of The Honeymooners.
Just kidding, you carpet-munchers! I have gained a new
sensitivity to non-heterosexual women ever since my Vice President's
daughter announced that she likes to eat cooter.
And let me just add that Vice President Dick Cheney has learned
many useful things from his old college mentor, Gargamel.
Remember Scrappy Doo? He taught us that every good concept
should be miniaturized and milked for even more money.
Joseph Barbera brought us back to a time when America had good solid values such as: * Allowing our children to work all night solving dangerous crimes * Depicting women as homemakers who are totally dependent upon Neanderthal men
* And he made American cartoons that were actually animated in
America by AMERICAN slave labor instead of Asian slave labor.
Then I get tired and go back to my ranch at Jellystone where I
lay around and lick honey.
But then we pull off his mask and it's...
O.J. Simpson!
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