I'd love to see something like this happen in real life:

Pretty girl with a shaved head walks down the street, totally minding her own business.

DUDE: Dyke!!!!
PRETTY GIRL WITH SHAVED HEAD: I... have cancer.
 

Then the dude feels SO incredibly guilty that he has no choice but to kill himself. He plunges his knife into his heart.

Then the pretty girl with the shaved head walks home with a spring in her step. And she eats her partner's p*ssy with gusto!

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Racism really sucks. I'm a white guy and I was on an "inter-racial" date. People were staring at us. This is the 21st century, and people can't accept this?!!!

I was like, "What are you looking at?!! Just because I'm white and she's... hot?!!!"

Then this old Grandpa rolls up with "Stick to your own kind... goofy!"

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Growing up I was pretty much the only white guy on the basketball courts. So the black guys all called me Larry Bird.

Then they realized I wasn't that good. So I got downgraded. At that time, the Knicks only had 1 white player: Kiki Vandeweghe. So I became "Kiki." 

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I remember the 1st time I got called a n!gga. See, I grew up in the Bronx. There, everyone is a n!gga. There's Puerto Rican n!ggaz, Black n!ggaz, White n!ggaz (like me)...

I'll never forget the 1st time I got called a n!gga... by Chong Lee.

I was all upset. I was offended!  I was like, "Do you realize the socio-political implications of that word?

And he actually thought about it for a minute and said... "Shut up, n!gga!!!"