The Fine Line between Making a Girl Feel Special and making her Feel Stalked

by HogWild

♥ Surprising her with flowers at work. -- Special
Surprising her with flowers at work, when she never told you where she works -- STALKY!!!

♥Calling her late at night to say, "I'm thinking about you." -- Special
Calling her late at night to say, "I'm LOOKING at you -- through binoculars." -- STALKY!!!

♥Mailing her a love letter. -- Special
She comes home to find your love letter on her kitchen table and her refrigerator is 
re-organized. -- STALKY!!!

♥Buying her lingerie. -- Special
Buying HER lingerie -- from her -- and inhaling the scent. -- STALKY!!!

♥Gently brushing her hair and whispering, "I don't ever want to lose you." -- Special
Gently brushing her hair and whispering, "I WON'T ever lose you, now that I have your DNA sample on this brush." -- STALKY!!!

♥Performing a song about her. -- Special
Performing a heavy metal song about her that includes words like "blood" and "spleen" -- in the chorus. -- STALKY!!!

♥Telling her, "You're the only woman in my life." -- Special
Telling her, "You're the only woman in my life. And to prove it I stabbed my sister, 
murdered my mom, poisoned Aunt Jackie, and choked the check-out girl at Key Food." -- eh, kinda Stalky.

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