Relationship Jokes and Funny Pictures: The Oven Mitt Dance

Jokes & Funny Pictures

by HogWild

My girl was baking peanut butter cookies for her office fundraiser to help little kids that are really sick with Leukemia, or Carpal Tunnel, or something.

Unfortunately, Baking puts the B in Boring!

And when the baked goods are not for ME, I get annoyed.

So to save my lady from herself, I entertained her with my world-famous semi-hilarious oven-mitt dance. Shown here:

For the next 45 minutes, I found this to be highly amusing.

Now FINALLY, the cookies are done. But before you can sell cookies at a fundraiser, it's good to test them to make sure they work. Shown here:

45 minutes of testing would have concluded they were, in fact, ready to be sold and eaten. But at minute 42, my girlfriend lost her patience and -- this is the scary part -- attacked me! Shown here:

She tricked me. Because she said, "Let me see those oven mitts so I can try that crazy dance you like to do."

So she mitted up and right as I was preparing to be entertained by her happy-dancing, she jumps on a chair and starts squeezing my neck.

It was really hot.

But we made up and we're a wonderfully happy couple again. I promised to limit all future oven-mitt dances to 35 minutes. She promised not to put Leukemia/Carpal Tunnel kids before her love of me.

Now we live Happily Ever After. Shown here:

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