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Valentine’s Day is basically
a day to romance your woman and give her thoughtful gifts and
crap… but why is there no special day us dudes? I think that day
is... the Super Bowl. On Valentine's Day, we have to dress up for you girls by wearing nice shoes and the underwear without the yellow stains and stuff. So on Super Bowl Sunday, you should dress how WE want... in a cheerleading outfit. On Valentine's Day, you want us to buy you sexy undergarments. Well on OUR "Valentine's Day", buy us sexy undergarments like, uh, shoulder pads. That would be cool. GIRLFRIEND: Hmm, I think my guy would like it if I brush on this erotic body paint. That will be sexy!
HER BOYFRIEND: Oh, honey! That's hot! But you know what would be hotter...
That's what I'm talking about! Super Bowl, baby! On Valentine's Day, we have to get you a dozen roses. On Super Bowl Sunday, you should also give us a bouquet. One that looks like this:
Now that is a beautiful 12 pack of Budweiser! I think you girls are starting to catch on! GIRLFRIEND: I wrote you a little poem. I hope it's not too sappy, but it's how I feel for you. Translated, of course. This is a scorecard of our love, my
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