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Al Roker vs. Dave Price and Willard Scott Wrestling Match

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by HogWild

Doppler 2 Million Weather is Bootleg

Here in NYC, Channel 2 News has something they proclaim as LIVE DOPPLER 2 MILLION!!!

Holy crap!!!

Wasn't it just yesterday that we only had Doppler 2000? What a leap forward in weather-predicting technology!

This is exciting! And yes, it is real:

Naturally, when they brag that their Doppler is the best Doppler in the entire world, I'm gonna listen.

Because I know there's only ONE source I can trust for accurate Weather information... but wait!

Channel 4 is not havin' it! They've just introduced... Doppler 4 BILLION!

Then Channel 5 will be like, Doppler 5 Billion-TRILLION-ZILLION!

Then Channel 7 is like, no wait, we just invented DOPPLER INFINITY!!!! Ha!

But then Channel 9 whips out the ol' DOPPLER INFINITY + 1!

Then Al Roker takes Dave Price in a choke-hold while Willard Scott runs around in nothing but his adult diaper like an out-of-control Sumo Wrestling Meteorologist.

Kinda like THIS:

But anyway, Doppler 2 Million ain't all that. I swear, they actually had the balls to say, "Chance of rain, 50%."

Dude! I can make predictions like that with the technology I have in my pocket!

It goes like this:

That's bootleg man, I could have saved those numb-nuts at CBS a lot of money. Install MY weather forecasting system and get the same results!

I call it:

Boooooootleg.

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