Shocking News: Former WNBA player announces she is heterosexual

Former WNBA power forward Butch "Lisa" Love-Johnson has authored a new book where she admits that she is a heterosexual.

"I had to pretend to be gay to fit in", explained Love-Johnson.

Other players in the all-women's league were not tolerant of Love-Johnson's sexual orientation.

Outspoken former All-Star Rachel "Razor Bumps" Clamm responded in a recent radio interview, "I hate straight women. Keep that breeder away from me! How can I trust her in the locker room? We'll be showering and
she'll be giving birth."

Clamm also found it grotesque that she would have to use the same towels as a woman who has had a d!ck inside her. "Children are in the stands! They look up to us! I can't believe she would take natural insemination.
It's disgusting."

Love-Johnson's former teammate, Jen Italwartz noted, "I knew she was not like us, the moment I saw her luxurious hair, her form fitting clothing, and... the make-up was a dead give away.

"Plus she refused to participate in mandatory n@ked team practices at Coach's home on Saturday nights."

Love-Johnson is the 1st woman to come out of the closet as a straight woman in any of the major professional women's sports of Basketball, Tennis, Golf, Bowling and Lumberjacking.
 

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