My boyfriend and I were together for 4 months. I was
his first girlfriend but definitely NOT his first sh@g but he was mine!
He told me he loved me and a lot of people had told me they had never seen this
side to him before.
He went away on holiday and said the time away changed him and he now wanted to
be a worry-free man. We broke up.
I have his password for his MySpace, but he doesn't know! He's been messaging
this girl saying " fancy meeting up"? No one just "meets" up with this girl if
you know what I mean.
I really miss him. He was my first love and my first you-know-what. Please help.
-D
Hog's Relationship Advice:
It is very obvious that this dude does NOT want to
be in a relationship.
When you give up the nookie-ookie for the 1st time you will naturally
feel an emotional connection to that person. But he does not feel the same way
about you.
This is why it is important to be selective about which guys you let enter your
lady-hole.
Because sex usually brings up emotions that are difficult to control.
That's why there is a difference between "making love" and boinking.
It's easy to confuse the two. Here is how you tell the difference:
Making Love: when you are done, you spoon and cuddle Boinking: when you are done, he gives you directions to the nearest bus
stop
Making Love: he takes his time to make sure you feel ultimate pleasure Boinking: he takes his time to stop every few minutes to change the TV
channel
Making Love: you are drunk with passionate emotions Boinking: you are drunk
Making Love: you are opening your soul to him Boinking: you are opening your hole to him
He told you he loved you. Maybe he meant it at the time. Maybe he doesn't
know what it means to truly love a woman. Maybe he said "I love you"
because he knew that was the secret password to enter your coochie-castle.
For the future, refer to my HogWild guide,
How to tell if his Love is Real:
Actions speak louder than words.
NOTE: Except for the word "YOWZA!" because that's a pretty loud
word.
If a guy really loves you then his actions should show love. What does he
DO for you?
When you are sad, does he comfort you?
Or does he tell you to "get over it" and make him pancakes?
NOTE: Pancakes are delicious. Yum. Especially with chocolate
chips and cherry syrup... and, what were we talking about again?
Does he spend time with you?
Does he make you laugh?
Does he take care of you?
Anyone can say the words "I love you" but it's the man who backs it up with
action who is a keeper.
You do know that checking his MySpace email is highly
immoral. You are invading his privacy. But worst of all, you have
total access to his MySpace but you aren't doing anything creative!
Send out a message from him to all his friends stating, "I am
officially coming out of the closet. But I don't want to talk about it. I just
want everyone to know that I love man-booty. Big hairy man-booty."
Of course doing that would be totally immature. Which is why you should totally
do it! HA HA HA!
I know that you miss him and still have feelings for him. That's normal. It's
very important that you know that his wanting to "fancy other females" is
about him and NOT about you. You WILL meet other guys.
Guys who are much more awesome.
Guys who will treat you with the respect you deserve.
