Dating Advice Man: Does flirting = cheating? Dating Advice + Twisted Humor

Hi Hog,

I flirt with this boy I like at school everyday. Is it cheating if I have a boyfriend?

- Courtney, Atlanta

Hog's Relationship Advice:

Why are you flirting if you have a boyfriend?

* Because it makes you feel important that you can spark interest from new guys?

* Because you think flirting is fun?

* Or because you are trying to "ride the pine"?

Are you flirting because you want some new guy to bunny-hump you?

I think whether or not you are "cheating" has to do with your INTENT.

You say you like this boy that you flirt with. But you already have a boyfriend. This could mean any or all of the following:

1 - You are losing interest in your current boyfriend
2 - You always want what you can't have.
3 - You are a raging wh0re slut-face c0cktease.

You should be honest with your boyfriend and tell him that you are not ready to be exclusive with him. You still want to experiment with other pen!ses.

*** But is the "act of flirting" cheating? ***

CHEATING ACCORDING TO ME:
My exposed jammy makes contact with a woman.

CHEATING ACCORDING TO MY SUPER JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND:
- looking at naughty pictures
- reading certain medical journals that contain diagrams
- sharing my emotions with another woman
- when entering a room, not announcing: "Attention everyone. I have a girlfriend!"
- sitting or standing next to a girl (this makes it very difficult for me to ride the subway here in New York City)
- being on the other line when she calls me
- if she has a dream that I cheated on her
- if I talk to a woman who is not:

1 - a close relative
or
2 - behind a cash register

- not answering the phone happily enough when she calls
- if I don't say "I love you" 3 times in one conversation
- if she's menstruating.

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