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Reasons Eminem would be a Great Tennis Player

The Real Slim Shady just got shadier

strong backhand from bitch slapping ho's with his pistol

 experienced Service from all those years working at the drive-thru

 great cross-court volley from returning insults with all the celebs he's dissed

 wicked slice from scratching records in his basement

 powerful forehand from "admiring" pictures of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera

Reasons Jennifer Lopez would be a Great Basketball Player

Wouldn't you like Jennifer Lopez to palm YOUR balls?

opponents will be distracted by the constantly bouncing basketballs in her bra

 

  she can box out with that big ghetto booty  

 

Spike Lee won't talk trash to her because her man Puff Daddy will shut his punk ass up with his 9

Reasons Robert Downey, Jr  would be a Great Football Player

Mr. Big Head. Mr with the big head. Such a big head. Mr. Big Head.

because he's a felon  

 

 

because he's a cokehead  

 

 

while in prison he perfected the Butt Blitz

 

now that's he on Ally McBeal he has plenty of obnoxious back-up singers for his NFL team video  

 

 While in jail he had plenty of time to practice his "Prevent in the Red Zone" Defense  

Reasons Kevin Bacon would be a Great Baseball Player

Damn Hog iz Bootleg! He gave Kevin Bacon a humpback!

  because he's got a really big bat

Reasons Britney Spears would be a Great Hockey Player

Britney is like, touching that nub's nub.

  she's accustomed to protecting a wide net

  she practicaly invented the term "Hat Trick"

  with that hot sexuality, she'll never be accused of icing

  she's got plenty of practice "high sticking"

  she can swallow the puck

  when checked, her rubber-boobs will allow her to simply bounce back off the glass

  she has a pretty penalty box  

 DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
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