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Dating Advice: Five Fun Romantic Ways to Spend Your Tax Refund as a Couple (Or any Bonus Money)

by me, HogWild


Money! Nothing makes a couple happier than the blessed day they welcome their cherished tax refund into their arms. You’ve been waiting for that little miracle and now it’s here!

Sure, your wedding was kinda cool. And that baby you made together was cute. But TAX REFUND DAY! Woo-hoo! Haha :)

What will you do with your new money?

Ladies, sure you can spend it all on shoes and handbags and handbags shaped like shoes but that’s what Christmas is for.

Guys, sure you can spend it all on computer upgrades and p0rn... and computer upgrades for the purpose of watching more p0rn. And p0rn ABOUT computer upgrades where the clueless hot chick is so thankful for the dorky guy fixing her computer that she invites her 3 hot girlfriends over to test the multi-tasking capabilities of his hard drive.

NERD BOY: That’s why I don't watch those movies. They are so unrealistic! As IF you could perform meaningful software acceleration with a simple browser plug-in! That's why I don't watch those dirty movies...... and because my mom won't let me.

No, this is Tax Time: A Time for Couples.

So here are 5 ways to invest your tax refund, or any bonus money, into your relationship:

1 – Sexy underwear shopping. Many guys hate shopping but girls, most times you're not taking him to look you over in sexy lingerie. Let him be the judge to choose his favorite.

YOUR MAN: Judge Studmuffins presiding. I call this court to order. Miss, I will need to inspect your legal briefs. Come to my private chambers where I may bang my gavel.

YOU: Your honor, the Defense Breasts her case.

hahha :)

After that adventure, now it's your turn. Take him to the store where they have the sexy underwear for men. Yes. Home Depot.

No! Bring him to one of those fancy department stores and encourage him to forgo yet another pair of old man boxers or 6-pack of tighty whiteys and nudge him to the underwear that has a toned muscular man on the package.

Whisper in his ear how irresistible he will be to you once he’s replaced his current rotation of “classic” boxers, “air-conditioned” skivvies, worn saggypants, and underwear adorned with superheroes.

CHEESY GUY: It's not only my superhero underwear that gave me the nickname, The Flash.

But what if your man's body is not sexy in the um, "traditional" sense.

He's fat.

Then you probably don't want to see his big belly filling out the top of his tight underwear like an overinflated beach ball.

Instead, take him shopping for a sexy robe or... girdle.

2 – Plan a weekend get-away. Big refund = New York City. Small refund = Your city, but across town at Bob’s Budget Inn with Free Color Television.


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