♥ Dating Advice: How to get a girl: You Need Balls and a Brain Expert Dating Advice
by me, HogWild
If you don't know how to get a girl, it's like this... You get girls by using TWO things... your balls and your brain.
Sounds easy. But most guys don't use both at the same time. And that is why they have not yet -- and may never -- realize their full potential.
If you are all brain and no balls then you are a man who knows WHAT to do but you lack the courage to step out and DO it. You are held back by fear or some nonsensical idea of what you are "supposed" to be.
You have balls. Now you must use them. Life is like a big mouth that you must teabag! Drop your balls on it! hahaha aw! hahahh!
If you are all balls and no brain, that means you are daring and aggressive. But very, very stupid.
You're like a testosterone-infused moose wearing a leather collar and British police helmet.
Now, we all have our moments of being all balls and no brain or no balls and all brain. And in those moments, we usually don't succeed.
Because your brain is the planner. It's the learner. It is the General that devises the strategy. This is crucial. A bad strategy will send all the brave soldiers to their deaths.
You balls are the doers. They are the soldiers. Even if your General creates the perfect plan, nothing will happen if the soldiers are too cowardly to take action!
THE GENERAL: We will get revenge and we will protect our homeland! It's time to attack! First, we need one courageous soldier to sneak into their territory.
SOLDIER: Uh, I would love to do it but um, I've got a dentist appointment. Six month cleaning. Maybe next mission.
SOLIDER 2: Well I can't do it! I promised Henrietta I'd take her to the Opera. If I don't, she'll kill me! I'm not scared of the enemy, I'm scared of my girlfriend!
SOLDIER 3: OK, I will DEFINITELY do it! I will go in there. Just give me 5 minutes and a beer. I'll figure it out. OK. Yeah. Totally gonna do this. Oh, wait. I don't see an opening any more. Crap! And I was so ready to make my move!
Yes, see, these are the excuses your soldiers tell your general.
You must have confidence in your general and faith in your soldiers.
To achieve great things and get a girl to like you, you must...
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- To achieve greatness in this world, it takes big balls and a mighty brain. And it is NO COINCIDENCE that women get lustily lubricated in their lady hole for men who exhibit balls and a brain! Women love a courageous and intelligent man!
- Think of how you look when you are hesitating for an hour to talk to a girl and then when you DO talk to her, you don't really know what to say. You look like you have tiny little baby chihuahua balls and about the same intelligence as a mustard stain!
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