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This week the contest is to warp Calista Flockhart

How do I do it Hog? Easy! Just click on the part you want to warp and drag the mouse! Do your worst!

Tip: Instead of big strokes, stretch the face with many small strokes to make funny exaggerations. 

(If you had a Java-capable browser, you'd see a really cool game applet here.)

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