Rap Slang, All-New for 2001!

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All the new Rap and Hip-Hop Ghetto Slang for 2001! Gored Up, Downey'd, Swingin' Chad, and more! Semi-Funny Stuff here!

Proposed New Rap Slang for 2001

The closest Hog will ever get to a Mercedes-- well there was that job at the car wash . . .

You didn’t know this but all new rap slang has to be approved by the International Standards Board of Hip-Hop Weights and Measures in Stolkholm. Here is the new slang proposed for 2001 used in context. Can you derive the meaning?

I'm a playa, go from ho to ho, I'm just that bad
In Florida girls call me Swingin' Chad

"The American People want their votes counted. And we have an OBLIGATION to keep counting them until I win."

B.S. felony charges all stored up
D.A. got me in court, all Gored up

Hen with Coke, hash in the Brownie
Friday Night ya know my whole crew is Downey'd

Full clip and A.K. to spray so I don't stop
Black Ski mask, gonna A-Rod the pawn shop

Years of dues-payin', workin' to the bone
Finally this is my time to Firestone

Tee hee, in 10 years she'll be at her sexual peak, and I'll be in diapers!

Yo style is uglier than Marv Albert gone rugless
I'm so jiggy when I'm fiddy I'll do a straight Michael Douglas

Raw and grainy
(5 previous arrests)
but I politic 'til I'm sick
and run a Bush-Cheney

I'll stick with my teams cuz solo would maker me lamer
Hot with my crew, by myself I'd be a Kramer

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