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JUSTIN: Well it’s Football time again and I couldn’t be MORE excited! Don’t get me wrong, I love basketball and baseball but NOTHING compares to football, baby! And since professional football doesn’t start until next weekend, this week we’re focusing on the annual college football kick off! HOG: I never got into College Football because I’m from New York City and there isn’t really a big college team here. We’ve got NYU. But I don’t think they’re geared for football because their team name is the Violets. No one is going to be intimidated by a team called the Violets from a school located in the West Village. JUSTIN: Michigan vs. Appalachian State - Wow. The first thing I want to know is where the hell is the state of Appalachian? Is it in the Midwest because I always get those states mixed up? This year Michigan will be pushing for the National Title while Appalachian State will be looking to conquer Division 1AA. Actually this game might be close and by close I mean Michigan might only win by 2 or 3 touchdowns! HOG: I think he is a retired Lumberjack who tells the cheerleaders to sit on his lap and call him “Uncle Yosef.” HOG: He’s not just a penguin. He’s an ANGRY penguin! Why are you so angry, little guy? JUSTIN: Texas vs. Arkansas State- Evidently Westlake High school already had a full schedule or the Longhorns would’ve opened up against them. Luckily though Arkansas State stepped up and volunteered to take an ass whuppin’ for a big ass check. Look for this one to be over early and for me to be home by halftime! and finally the contest we all want to see: The old people won't even know they are playing a game. They will just get tackled out of nowhere by 230 pound 20-year-olds. Dentures, walkers and bread crumbs will be flying everywhere!
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