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* My fantasy wife would be understanding. While
gobbling my spit-rod, she'd pace herself during the show and
turn it up a notch during commercials.
Stamina is making it to see the end of Law & Order. * She'd be fantastic in the kitchen. Totally naked under her apron. A real freak -- pan handles in each hand cooking 2 meals at once -- and neither one has vegetables. * She'd know how to dress. In fact, she wouldn't even own shirts or shoes. She's be topless and barefoot at all times. The only outfit she'd own would include a stethoscope and a little white hat with red plus sign. * She'd do my taxes. * I would never know if she had bad breath because she would never talk. Except 2 phrases. "Dinner's ready" and "I'm ready." * She'd have a tattoo on the small of her back, right above her ass in the shape of a beer coaster, so while making love, I'd have a place to coast my beer. * Our marriage license would expire on her 30th birthday. * She'd be intelligent. She'd be writing her PhD dissertation on neurotransmitter function while gobbling my spit-rod. * She'd have nipples made of bubble-gum. * She'd be a 110 pound Asian woman with huge natural breasts -- and Jewish. HEY, IT'S MY FANTASY WIFE!
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Jokes: My fantasy wife has nipples made of bubble-gum. She'd be a 110
pound Asian woman with huge natural breasts -- and Jewish! Funny rants.
Dirty Jokes. Twisted Humor. |
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