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Dating Advice: How to talk about impotence and sexual dysfunction

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C in Cleveland writes...

Hey Hog,

I love your dating advice.

I need to know how to approach the subject of impotence with my man so that we can talk about it without me embarassing him or making him feel threatened. Thanks!

- C in Cleveland

Your man has a broken hammer, so you can't get nailed!

Females have their share of sexual dysfunction but when a woman can't get aroused, a lot of times she can just slap some glider-goo on her crotch and she can pretend she's all excited.

THE GUY: Oh baby, you're so tight! I can't fit it in!

THE GIRL: It's not because I'm dry and disinterested, it's because you're so huge, baby! You're so big I need to get my love-lube to fit your... tube. You have a big TUBE!

But MEN can't FAKE it without the help of medicinal medical medicine.

I mean, they COULD tie their limp love tool to a little popsicle stick... but that could cause painful splinters! Guys, you don't want a splinter in your woodie!

So how do you talk about this sensitive subject while being careful with his feelings?

Try this...

YOU: Sweetheart. I love you. So tell me, you got a broken d!ck or somethin'?! What happened? You slam it in a car door? You turn homomomomo? You don't want all this bosomly bosom?! C'mon! Hit me with your best shot! Get it up or get on out!


He knows he has a problem.

If he's ignoring it, it probably means that he is trying to fix it on his own. Or it could be a problem that he feels helpless to solve.

First, is it physical or mental?

If it's physical, he needs to see a urologist or as I call them, C0ck Docs. Cockter Doctor.

If it's a physical problem, tell him that one of your girlfriends experimented with a boner pill and her man really likes it and they had fun with it.

You heard it might make his jammy even bigger than the large monster it already is and this has you so excited. You wanna see his HUGE TUBE!

Ask him if he'd be willing to try a boner pill just for fun to see what the hype is all about.

It's probably not a physical problem if he's able to get it up while masturbating alone or if he's getting his normal morning erection. Or as I call it, "serving up the breakfast sausage."

IMPORTANT TIP! (heh heh tip): Do not talk about his boner problems during sex or right after .

YOU: Soooo.... that was an amazing 45 seconds of sex preceded by 45 MINUTES of you furiously squeezing, twisting, and praying.


YOU: Baby, please pass the mac n cheese. Oh and our love life hasn’t been the same as it was in the beginning. I can see that I'm not exciting you as much as I used to. I want to make things hotter for you. What is one of your fantasies that I can do for you?

HIM: Umm....

YOU: I'm up for trying something new. I trust you. I want to please you. Would you like me to be submissive to you in bed? Or to DOMINATE you by taking a spatula covered in peanut butter and slapping your balls.

HIM: Ummm.... well, the peanut butter thing sounds fun. Also, would you put on a lot of gold chains and wear your hair in a mohawk?

YOU: Ummmm.....

So try that approach. But it could take more than that.

Here are 4 main causes of the male penis powering down...

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- Has your body changed significantly since the time when he was getting all aroused? Did you gain a lot of weight so now your face is beautifully symmetrical... like a basketball?

- A lot of people, men and women, have trouble fully enjoying sex because of trust issues. They know that physical intimacy will make them emotionally vulnerable... and that scares them. If you think that's it, here is what you need to do...

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