♥ Dating Advice: How to Get a Date Expert Dating Advice
by me, HogWild
F in Austin, Texas writes...
I've been talking to a waitress for about 3 to 4 months. I recently got her number and started flirting with her the past two weeks.
She did not give me an awkward feeling for flirting with her. She always gives me a hug and tells me "great seeing you."
She also tells me she sometimes doesn't have anything to do and rarely goes out. (No boyfriend, also).
I'm stuck right now. I don't wanna wait too long to make a move because she'll start losing interest.
All I need is to set up a date with her for me to close the deal... how do you recommend I do that?
- F in Austin, Texas
Here is how to get a date with her...
If you think she likes you, then yes, go for it! If you’re not already, start having voice conversations with her on the phone.
NERD BOY: I don't like voice conversations. I prefer the intimacy of digitized fonts and expressing emotions through codified abbreviations like LOL, OMG, and ROFL-AMSJB!
NERD BOY: That's Rolling On Floor Laughing And My Spleen Just Burst! I save that one for really funny things that make my milk squirt out of my nose.
Ask her to accompany you to something you think she will enjoy.
REDNECK GUY: Yee-ha! Women-folk enjoy stuff like sewing up the holes in your underpants, frying up eggs, and gossipin' LIES about you, like you done cheated on your cousin with your sister when I done told her that never happened and besides she ain't know WHICH sister! Yeeee-I-think-I-incremated-myself!
Make the date something where you two will have a chance to talk. (ex. Not a movie.) Also, don’t take her to a place like a night club where other guys will be hitting on her.
Watch videos #591, 592, and 593 for great first date ideas and first dates to avoid!
When you ask her out, make it for a specific place at an exact time on an exact date. Don't say, “We should hang out sometime.” That’s not effective. Make concrete plans.
Just don't overdo it.
YOU THE ARMY OFFICER: We will meet on Friday evening at precisely 2100 hours, Eastern Standard Time!!!
YOU THE ARMY OFFICER:The rendezvous point will be the north side of the parking lot at the Griddle Cakes Factory!!! In case of a weather event such as heavy rain, snow, or hurricane, there will be a 10 minute allowance for tardiness!!!
YOU THE ARMY OFFICER: Either party may terminate this social contract given 24 hours notice either written or verbally!!!
YOU THE ARMY OFFICER: If the given reasons for termination are considered "lame" the other party may choose to protect their feelings by calling you names, disparaging your personal hygiene habits, and spreading rumors about your sexuality. If you understand and agree to these terms, initial here, here, and sign here!!!
Guys, if a girl likes you, ASK HER OUT. Remember the law of the jungle: If you hesitate, you m@sturbate! And the OTHER law, when you ej@culate, don't flatulate or you will cause a come and go scenario!
If a girl turns down your date, here is exactly what to do...
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- Please for the love of lasagna don’t ask her out by text. It’s weak. Do it by phone call or in person.
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