First Hog had to represent for HogWild-Side. To make the bootleg-Gang symbol, fold your fingers in a W then stick them up your snout. HOG-SIIIIIDE!

The first sign Hog was going to lose this DJ battle was when he failed to put on his headphones without strangling himself.  NOTE: That's the same look Big Pun had before that final Twinkie lodged in his major artery.

Now it's time to show the skeeelz on the wheelz of steel. Hog starts with a little toe-jam. HogWild was workin' it until one of his blistering corns fell off and sidetracked the needle.

Hog brings it to Front Street with the "Death Row 'bows."

Sadly, the judges were unimpressed with HogWild's performance up to this point. So Hog decides to bring it HogWild style. Hog becomes the first DJ ever to scratch records WITHOUT turntables! The judges however are still unamazed. Hog's antics are described by one judge as "Gay." This give Hog a wicked-stupid idea . . .

Now THIS is talent! Adorned in his new personality as DJ HOMO, HogWild sets gay booties bouncing by night, and fights crime by day. DJ FLIP was mad vexed when he saw what Hog spray painted on his studio walls.

Well, that DJ HOMO idea bombed worse than PMD's solo career so Hog was desperate to try something new. Zombie DJ was ill-conceived from the get-go. So Hog made one last-ditch effort to beat DJ FLIP at his own game. HogWild was about to break it down Epileptic SEIZURE-STYLE! 

Daaaaamn! Hog cut it up so fast the record broke in half! Talk about meltin' wax!

That's it. The Judges had seen enough. HogWild lost this Battle of the Beats. So it's back to being DJ FLIP's janitor. 

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