E in Australia writes...

Hey Hog,

I've been with my boyfriend for 20 months and I know we're kind of young. But after 4 months of dating he cheated on me and he told me and because it was just a kiss and he told me straight away so I forgave him.

Now after 20 months of dating I went to a party without him and a friend of mine who knows some of my boyfriend's friends said to me that my boyfriend had been cheating on me. He said he hasn't seen it but people have told him.

He ALSO said that my boyfriend would deny the whole thing because that's what guys do.

I know he cheated on me before but I really do think he loves me and I really do love him. Who do I trust and who do I talk to and what do I do?!

- E in Australia

It's so cute that you are tracking your relationship by the month. Most people would be like, oh we've been together about a year and a half. But you're like 20 months!... And a week. And one day. And 45 minutes. ... and 12 seconds.

THINGS YOU TYPICALLY TRACK BY MONTHS
- the age of your baby
- how much more time until your vacation
- how long it takes you to get through this damn rush hour traffic! MOVE! MOOOOOOVE!!! I'm stuck in traffic and I'm 30 seconds away from peeing out the windoooow!

Here's what you do...

First, don't believe every piece of gossip people tell you. Some people are eeeevil. Maybe this guy friend of yours is trying to break you up from your partner because he wants something -- like YOU!! Or your boyfriend!

You need to think of the person's motives. Maybe this guy friend of yours secretly likes you. Or maybe he just doesn't like your boyfriend and doesn't want you to be with him.

You said the last time your boyfriend kissed a girl that he told you. So he was honest about it.

Why would he hide it this time?

Sit him down, get sad, and look in his eyes while holding his hands and say, "There are some rumors going around that you are cheating on me. I trust you. And that's why I'm not mad, I'm asking you for what really happened. They said you kissed Anna the Huge Slut Face with the Big Breasts and Homeless Looking V@gina. Tell me what happened, please."

Now look at his reaction. Does he get nervous? Angry? Does he start to look away? Is he thinking hard of what to say?

If he honestly didn't do anything, here are some NORMAL reactions...

HIM: I love you. I would never do such a thing. Please don't believe what people say.

or

HIM: Ew! Give me some credit! I don't touch Homeless Looking V@ginas! No, I didn’t do anything. You should know that.

ABNORMAL REACTIONS THAT *MIGHT* INDICATE HIM FEELING GUILTY

HIM: Who told you that?! I'll kill 'em! I didn't do it! No way! Believe me! PLEASE! This is bullcrap! Damn it! Who told you?!

or...

HIM: (nervous) Me cheat? Um... no.... no way. Why would I do that? Just because she has huge breasts and her v@gina is available for the price of small bag of French fries? Um.... no way!

If you love him, you must trust him until he proves you can't. Keep your eyes open for some odd behavior from him... like if he's not returning your calls at night or he calls you the wrong name during sex or you find his d!ck confetti in Anna's hair. Subtle stuff like that.

Let him know how devestated you would be if he cheats. Yes, even cry. Make him FEEL the guilt IF he would cheat. Let him know how much you care for him.

HIM: Hmm... Anna the Huge Slut Face with the Big Breasts is offering me her Homeless Looking V@gina... but do I want to risk my awesome loving girlfriend for this ragged hoo-ha that has a rotten banana peel hanging out of it?

Then he thinks of that conversation and you saying, "I love you. I trust you."

Then Anna says, "Come get it big boy. My homeless looking vagina is aaaaaall yours. Just get a condom. And a fly swatter.

Lots of girlfriends make a huge mistake it repulses their boyfriend. I'm talking about when you...

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- Be good to him. Let him know you trust him and you won't ask him anymore about it. Also let him know that if he ever DOES cheat, then it's over. Completely. Forever.

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