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♥ Dating Advice: How to stay beautiful after being hurt by men

by me, HogWild

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How to stay beautiful after being hurt by men...

It's true, some guys are jerk-face jerk-a-zoids. And some guys are even Level 10 Douchebags!

It's also true that most guys... are not eeeee-vil!

NERD: Except for me! I'm pretty evil! In my World of Wizard Dragons game, I discovered a code that gives me unlimited... allergy protection. Now I'm invincible! Unless I get corn stuck in my braces. I'm invincible except for corn!

Ya know, if a boy yells at a butterfly and calls it ugly, it is still beautiful... unless it tries to toughen up and becomes one of those nasty dragonfly-things that bites people and eats poop... To all the hurt girls out there, please stay beautiful.

When you a boy hurts you... don't try to become a tough boy. Get MORE feminine. Be MORE of who you ALREADY are.

As a woman your greatest power is in your love, your nurturing, your sweetness. Your toughness is not in your scowl, your toughness is in your determination.

A man can't muscle a girl into loving him. But a woman can love a man into being her muscle. A woman has 3 main sources of power...

1 - Her heart
2 - Her brain
3 - Her hoo-ha. Which is capable of stealing a man's heart and disabling his brain.

So don't block your heart from loving. Don't mold your brain into a "guy's way of thinking about sex" and by all means, respect your vergerner.

THINGS YOU SHOULD RESPECT
- the people who care for you
- the good fortune you’ve been given
- your ver-hoo-ha!

Don't change who you are to protect yourself. Become MORE of...

This is taken from my Premium Members section where I post my new videos.

Here are some more tips, but only Premium Members get the entire video + access to over 125 full dating and relationship videos in the Video Vault!

- Are you really this person you are projecting to the outside world?

The more of YOU that you let people see, the happier you'll be.

- Your choice of men must be better. Here's how to pick better men: Think of the qualities in a man that will make you feel...

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Comment below! Do you feel that bad experiences with men have changed you?






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