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JUSTIN: 7 Reasons to get excited about College Football in 2008: Personally I’d rather watch infomercials about the Perfect Push Up invented by a former Navy Seal! JUSTIN: You're just mad because the Yankees are out of the playoffs and the Mets bullpen is shakier than Michael J. Fox after a double espresso. HOG: Wow. For that one, Satan is fluffing pillows for you. JUSTIN: 6. Cinderella Teams - Every year College Football has a rags to riches story where a recently unknown team comes out of nowhere to invade the Bowl Championship Series and challenge one of the major colleges. Last year it was Hawaii who promptly got their ass handed to them by Georgia in the Sugar Bowl but the year before it was an underrated Boise State team that used every play in the book to upset Oklahoma in the Fiesta Bowl. Who will it be this year? Who knows but I can tell you for sure that it won’t be the Florida International Golden Panthers who finally ended a 2 year 23 game losing streak last year with a 38-19 victory over North Texas. JUSTIN: My God, you must've worn Google out researching all of those names! 4. Undefeated- Last year the New England Patriots put together a team for the ages and didn’t lose a game until the team that won’t be mentioned beat them in the Super Bowl. Only the 1972 Miami Dolphins have ever gone undefeated in the NFL but in the NCAA where there are a 119 teams competing for one title you pretty much have to go undefeated to even have a chance.
Whether you’re in the stands or on the field, losing against your most bitter rival is like losing a member of your family. You cry for a couple of days, you feel like a piece of yourself is missing and you tend to drink more than usual. OK, maybe I’m taking this too seriously but you have to admit that College football really does have the best rivalries in all of sports. Every week you can turn on the television and watch the next Reggie Bush or Darren McFadden go ape-sh!t crazy against a defense that puts up about as much resistance as Paris Hilton’s panties. 1. Cheerleaders - Duh. Sure the cheerleaders in the pros dress sluttier and are one step away from being erotic dancers, but there’s just something about seeing a college girl in a cheerleading outfit that gets every red blooded male’s juices pumping. They’ve been gone for 8 months but now I’m happy to say the girls are back! Enjoy! Want a kick-ass comedy show for your college or party? Email me for details.
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