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My favorite American of
All-Time is Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. He embodies the spirit of what I
believe it MEANS to be an American. Things are messed up, go change
it. Don’t take no for an answer. Get it done, never give up. NEVER
GIVE UP! And he did it. And the most admirable thing is, he did it all
without busting a cap in some fat honkey’s ass! Some nub in a pointy white hat throws a grenade in MY house, I’m gonna do more than organize a protest march. King had a higher purpose, he was a man who deeply believed in God. Because he KNEW he would be killed. Not like the Pope who supposedly believes in Heaven yet has to have 16,000 body guards and wears a bullet-proof yarmulke on his skull. Plus he's got the tricked-out bomb-proof Pope-mobile:
NOTE TO FATHERS: You deserve Father's Day. I'm just saying, if you get a special day so should Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Let’s compare: MLK fought for
equality, freedom, and justice. Dads fight at the nudie bar. MLK
organized mass sit-ins. Dads sit-in every weekend watching football in
their air-conditioned skivvies. MLK inspired a generation. Most Dads
smell like they have PERSPIRED for a generation. So if Dads gets a Day,
so does MLK. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. had a
dream And there is STILL prejudice against certain groups:
Then finally, like the great Dr. Martin Luther King, we will DEMAND our God given rights! No longer will we have to GET UP and GIVE UP our seat if we choose to sit in the front of the bus! Do we not DESERVE this seat? No longer will we suffer the
indignity of having to "please give up this seat for the Elderly or
Handicapped"! The Elderly have been oppressing us for too long! I
have a Dream! We hold these boobs to be self-evident, that all boobs were created equal, yet some are saggy and some are perky. Some bounce and some sway. Some have big eyes, some have cute, little eyes that seems to be calling OUT to you, HOOT HOOT! I have a Dream that one day in the Hills of Georgia, the sons of former slave-owners will stop having sex with their sisters. I have a Dream that Lynda Carter, dressed as Wonder Woman, will tie me up in the Lasso of Truth and make me lick chocolate cake off of her high-heel red boots, I HAVE A DREAM!
And sometimes I have a Dream that I’m drowning in a river and my pants are soaking wet from the waist down! NOTE TO SELF: I need to stop drinking so much water before I go to bed so I do not have that Dream. Let freedom ring. And when this happens, when we allow freedom to ring -- when we let it ring from every chat room and every MySpace page, from every blog and every text message, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children -- PC users and Mac users, Yankees fans and Red Sox fans, Screamo Kids and Emo Kids -- will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old B.I.G. spiritual: "If you got a gun up in your waist please don't shoot up the place... 'cause I see some ladies tonight who should be havin' my baby...... Bay-bee!" Thank you. Want a kick-ass comedy show for your college or party? Email me for details.
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