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Dating Advice: Conversation Topics: Fun Love Quiz to Give on Dates

by me, HogWild


B in Minneapolis writes...

Hey Hog,

I really miss being in a relationship and I would love to find someone. I'm an excellent giver, I find it to be fun and I believe it's an important part of building a relationship.

But I'm notorious for being attracted to takers that don't understand my giving nature and view it as a weakness. Maybe I give too much and then get frustrated when I don't see it returned.

- B in Minneapolis

Giving is great! You need to find someone who APPRECIATES it.


- When your girlfriend is mid-sneeze, before she can wet her own hands, you scream, "Nooo!" Then you jump across her body like an action hero and push away her hands so she can sneeze on your face

- You had plans to hang-out with your best friend to help celebrate his birthday but you cancel at the last minute so you can nurse your girlfriend back to health from a severe paper cut.

- During the sticky-squishy-fishy-flop-dance you dedicate so much time in foreplay to pleasuring her love sleeve, that the next day people ask if you were in a car accident because you are wearing a carpal tunnel wristband and a neck brace.

But if you're more relaxed than that, keep being a generous giver. Just look for the...


- Everything is about them. They don't show much interest in you or ask questions about you but they will talk on and on about themselves.

CHEESY GUY: I hate people like that! How can other people be so into THEMSELVES? Especially when they're standing next to ME? That's like someone yammering about their kid's stupid fingerpainting while standing next to Michelangelo's statue of David! Which, by the way, is what I look like naked... Except I have a bigger wang.

- They don't do anything charitable and they don't seem to help out their friends either. Or their idea of helping out a friend is to tell them what to do or how to run their lives.

- During sex, they are totally oblivious to your pleasure. For girls, this means the taker-guy is drilling you like he's jackhammering a hole in the ground. He doesn't change his pace or look at your face and you want to spray him with mace! For guys, it means the taker-girl doesn't do much to meet your special requests in bed and after she orgasms, she tells you to hurry up and get off of her.

OK, there happens to be a fun love quiz that actually yields a fairly accurate answer to the question, is this person a giver or a taker?

Now most of these personality quizzes are silly and not to be taken seriously, but I can tell you I've given this while talking to a lot of women and not only do the most girls enjoy it, but it has been a pretty darn good predictor of their behavior.

This psychology quiz is also pretty decent at telling you how the other person handles relationships. It's not always 100% accurate but it seems to give good results.

And girls, you can create conversation by giving this quiz to a guy as well, although guys are generally less amused by love quizzes. haha :)

Guys usually prefer quizzes about sports, or trivia, or famous breasts... or trivia about famous breasts in sports.

Tell the other person, "Hey I know this really cool love quiz. There's no right or wrong answers, it just tells you how you are in relationships. So let's see if it's accurate for you. Are you up for it?"

"OK, so you are walking to your boyfriend's (or girlfriend's) house. There are two paths. The long way and the short way. The long way is very beautiful but it takes longer. The short way is plain but you will get there much faster. Which path do you take?

"On the way over, you see roses. You are going to give them 10 roses. You can give any combination of red and white. It can be all one color or any combination. How many red and how many white do you pick?

Doo-tee-doo. Just answer whatever comes to mind. Hey, this isn't supposed to be a complicated conversation! How many red and how many white?! Answer me, you indecisive foooooool!

HINT: Most dates end right about the moment in your conversation where you label the other person a "fool" or "moron" or "dillweed muskrat face"

Let's continue...

"You get to their house. The maid answers the door. (Fancy!) Do you ask the maid to get your boyfriend (or girlfriend) or do you get them yourself?

"You get up to their room but they're not there. You decide to leave the roses. Do you leave them on the bed or the windowsill?

"You spend the night. Ooh-la-la! In the morning, you have to leave before them. Do you wake them to say goodbye or do you give them a kiss on the forehead and let them sleep?

OBNOXIOUS GIRL: Well it depends. Am I hungry? Because then I'm waking him up to make me French Toast with freshly squeezed orange juice. But if I'm not hungry, then I let him sleep... so I can look through his wallet to see which paper currency I'd like to take.

"As you leave you see the maid. Do you say goodbye to the maid or do you just leave?

"To go home you can take the short way which is faster but plain looking or the long way which takes more time but is beautiful?"

OK, so the person's answers reflect on their feelings of love and relationships.

If you take the short road to the house, it signifies that you fall in love relatively easily and quickly. Or that you're really horny and want to get laid as soon as possible! haha :)

If you take the long road you are more cautious than most about letting yourself fall in love.

The roses represent how much you enjoy giving versus receiving. The red roses signify giving and the white receiving. So 10 red roses mean you are a huge giver. 10 white mean you love to be pampered.

Notice that I didn't say all white roses mean you are spoiled bratty bitch! hahah No, I just think that quietly to myself.

Haha :) Really, there's no right or wrong answer. Someone who says all white roses could be tired of always being the giver so that's how they feel in this moment. But I will say...

I've given this quiz so many times and most people say some combination of red and white -- usually 5 and 5, or 6 of one and 4 of the other. That makes sense because most people enjoy giving and receiving in a relationship.

Now, the women who have said all 10 white roses... for me at least, every one of those girls was accustomed to getting her way all the time. There's nothing necessarily wrong with that, you just have to decide if that's the kind of person you can be compatible with. Ya know, a spoiled bratty bitch. hahaha Just kidding! Kinda.

If the person asked the maid to get their partner, it means...

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- Their answers are not necessarily good or bad. It's all how you look at it. For example, somebody who wants to change their partner usually really cares for them. Someone who accepts their partner might be loving but it might also mean they aren't as invested in the relationship. You have to know their INTENT.

- If the person rates as a taker, I wouldn't necessarily dismiss them, but I definitely would...

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