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♥ Dating Advice: How to have dominant sex with a girl AKA How to be more dominant in bed with a girl

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L in Maryland writes...

Hey Hog,

My girlfriend wants me to be more dominating during sex. I'm not exactly sure what that means. I'm pretty sure she doesn't mean whips and chains. LOL.

I want to make her happy but I also don't want to "cross the line" by being too aggressive.

How can I be more dominant during sex?

- L in Maryland

Here's how to be more dominant during sha-boinking:

Spread out your wings and dance around her doing the chicken dance!

hahahaa :)

Many women have this fantasy of being dominated in bed. But not all.

Some women want to dominate YOU. And some women want to just lay there. Those women are called lame-o's.

Girls, you're not supposed to just lay there while we slip around all over you! You are not a banana peel!

If your girl has gone so far to request you to be dominant, then she REALLY wants it!

Ya know, some girls like a guy to be dominant in bed but they don't even KNOW it because they’ve never experienced it or really thought about it.

I'd say that every emotionally healthy couple should at least try it to see if you like it.

THINGS EVERY COUPLE SHOULD TRY
- aggressive, sweaty jungle sex
- lovey-dovey rose petals in the bed love-making with candles while listening to poetry
- more aggressive, sweaty jungle sex... where you rock the rose petals off the mattress until they catch fire on the candles while listening to poetry... and by poetry, I mean gangsta rap music, and by gangsta rap music, I mean heavy metal.

Your girl wants the FEELING that you are in control. You are the man and she is at your mercy. She is little and defenseless against your masculine strength. Make her feel your physical power.

But how?

NERD: Like this... baby you are no match for the strength of my wiry arms! You might have more muscles than me, but I've got some sharp elbows! Ooh I'm going to pin you into a corner and call out, CHECKMATE! Ooh, chess gets me hot. My glasses are all foggy!

First, take the ATTITUDE that her body is YOURS to do with as you please.

You can even say in your dirty talk...

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- Pin her hands over head so she's vulnerable to you. Bite on her neck. When you want her to move, don't ask her. Tell her. "Get on your knees."

- And... if you're ready for this, put your hand on...

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Comment below! Girls, do you like a guy to be dominant in bed? Guys, do you like to be aggressive during sex?






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