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Dating Advice: Sex Tips: 3 Sex Moves to make Sex Better

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New Year's Eve. A time to celebrate. A time to reflect. A time to sha-boink! haha

Guys next time you strap on your Party Hat over your Noise Maker to make your balls drop, try these exciting sex moves until she experiences fireworks in her um, crotch n stuff. Dammit! I ran out of juvenile New Years analogies... Must restock... Women, this New Year, experiment with these sex tips to make his groin look like the clock struck midnight until he pops his champagne and gives you an Eiffel Tower shower. Hhaha

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MY New Year's Resolution is to stop being immature. Yeah, right.

SEX TIP #1

Guys, next time you're making love to a lady, get on top and pin her hands above her head. Wrap your strong masculine hands around her little wrists so they are over her head and pinned down the mattress. Let her feel your strength and give her the pleasure of feeling dominated by you. Then let her arms go... then grab them again by her forearms and pin them down next to her sides.

HINT: Don't do this while making love like a gentle butterfly fluttering among roses. If you're going to make her feel your masculine dominance then pin her down while sha-boinking her hard.

HINT #2: If the girl screams for help and looks for her pepper spray, then you forgot the essential step of establishing trust. If this happens, apologize fully and quickly punch yourself in the gonads.

HINT TO GIRLS: Allow your man to feel powerful. So don't use Kung Fu Ninja moves to ESCAPE and run around him to slap his ass while shouting, "Sissy boy! If your wiener was an outdated form of technology, it would be a floppy disk!"

SEX TIP #2 to Try This New Year

Talk Dirty. I mean filthy. Nasty. Naughty. A wee bit suggestive!

Guys, while you're giving it to her hard, grunt in her ear, "Take it for me. Be a good girl and take it good for me."

Ladies, tell your man how big his romance rod is. While doing the sticky-squishy-fishy-flop-dance, tell him you can feel it growing bigger inside of you.

Guys, while thrusting into her love sleeve, tell her...

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- HINT TO WOMEN: It is NOT sexy to sing into his jammy like a microphone while dancing around.

- Guys, instead of doing what you normally do, ya know, squeezing your man-sausage into the general direction of her hoo-ha only to get frustrated when it doesn't go in and so she has to help you guide it... open her gently and... insert only the tip of your meat sword. Then remove it. Then dip it back in. Then pull out. Ask her if she wants all of it. Tease her with it until her entire body is trembling with anticipation. Put in a little bit more. Then say...

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