♥ Dating Advice: How to Talk Dirty with Sexy Commands Expert Dating Advice
by me, HogWild
Oh snap! We're about to get raw like a vegan diet... except with extra beef. Mixed with noodles. And soup. With apple pie for dessert. So grab a napkin because we're about to eat! I mean, get dirty!
Now, straight up, if you are shy in the bedroom, skip this one. Or... maybe you can do an experiment and try out this tip to see how it feels. You might surprise yourself!
Talking dirty with commands works for men and women but in different ways. Unless the woman is a dominatrix in which, case, follow the directions I give the guys. haha :)
SUPER UGLY FAT GIRL: I used to work as a sexy dominatrix.
REDNECK GUY: Yee-ha! You're confused, fattie! A dominatrix wears leather. When YOU wear that much leather, it because you're a cow! Moooooo-ha!
Guys, this will NOT work if you are passive in bed and you have sex like a timorous butterfly landing on a silky tulip.
In this style of sex, you are in CHARGE. You are the man. Remember, it is ALL to give her pleasure. This is NOT selfish sex. This is GIVING. You are with a girl who TRUSTS you and enjoys the thrill of surrendering her body to you.
SUPER UGLY FAT GIRL: Yes, take me! I'm surrendering my body to you.
REDNECK GUY: Yeeha! Even France didn’t surrender THAT much real estate! Yeeee-French-jokes!
When you are inside of her and she's getting close to orgasming, look dead in her eyes, and say, "C*m for me. Now." Say her name and TELL her to c*m for you. Say, "Be a good girl and c*m for me. Let it go. I know your little hoo-ha needs to c*m. I can feel it."
HINT: Do not call her vagina a "hoo-ha". It's best if you call it something sexy like her fun dip. Or love sleeve. Or Clitasaurus Rectumus.
DOUBLE HINT: Never call it a Tuna Tunnel. That's disgusting!
Command her by using a serious tone of voice.
Such as, "Get on your back for me." Or, "bend over." Or, "slurp on my pleasure pole. Slurp it! Lather my gonads with the mucous membranes inside your respiratory passage!"
Girls, your feminine version of this is more of a supportive adoration. When he's close to shooting his white gold, say, "That's it. Give me that white gold. I want it. Please. I NEED it. Export your white gold onto my mammary duct terminals!
HIM: Ummmm, what now?
YOU: My nipples!
HIM: Oooooh, I like nipples!
Girls, encourage your guy. Tell him how much you like what he's doing. Unless he's accidentally crushing your windpipe with his shoulder. Then gently remind him of your need to breathe by screaming in his ear or by sticking him in the ribs with a #2 pencil.
REALLY drive him wild with dirty talk like...
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