♥ How to Get a Girl to Like You: Flirt on Text Expert Dating Advice


How to Get a Girl to Like You: Flirt on Text

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E in Providence, Rhode Island writes...

Hey Hog,

Here's an online conversation I recently had with a girl who previously liked me, and seems to be warming up again. It's only been 24 hours but no response.

I don't really care too much about what the girl thinks of me, but I am concerned I came on too strong. I want to correct what I did wrong for the next time. Did I come off as a braggathor?

Did I try too desperately to show her my awesomeness? Perhaps just too much information in general?

SHE WROTE: Hi! I've been doing really well! Just focusing on school and my new gig. I'm teaching yoga to Kindergarten children. What's going on with you? Thanks for getting in touch. 

I WROTE: Lately, I've been leading the hiking trips and 6 am trail runs for the outing club here. I love it because it's a great chance to be surrounded by nature and stay healthy. I also got a job coaching the boys gymnastics team at the YMCA. all the kids are awesome, i'm basically training little ninjas lol. uhhh what else... well i recently broke it off with this chick i was seeing... It's like, she was super hot, but had zero brain cells and a pretty vapid personality. I like girls with alot of personality. And yeah that's pretty much it for now. Sounds like you got a pretty sweet job tho, and hey if your around over the summer maybe you could teach me some of that kindergartner yoga lol"

- E in Providence, RI

Kindergarten children in Yoga! Wow. I like that Americans are like: I don't want my kid to be the next sugar-addicted fat-ass snorting Skittles off the floor so I'm enrolling them in a meditative class of intense stretches and spiritual enlightenment.

INSTRUCTOR: OK children, now let's do downward dog.

downward dog

KID: We're getting a dog!


INSTRUCTOR: No. We're posing like a dog. Bobby! I said POSING like a dog! Now you apologize to that potted plant.

It’s hard to know for sure the effect of your message without the context of your previous interactions with her, but overall your response was great!

I might take out the “she was super hot” and say, “Yes, she was very pretty but...” It makes it a little more humble. And it was great that you rejected that potential girl not because of her looks but because she lacked depth to keep you interested. It shows that you require more than most guys.

Most guys go for the first attractive woman who likes them even if her personality is more abrasive than... um... wearing a g-string made of cactus skin. DAMMIT! What the hell was that?! I suck at analogies like... DAMMIT!

IMPORTANT NOTE: Be careful with your spelling and grammar while messaging because some girls will assume you're not intelligent if you are sloppy in that way. It’s the little things: clean teeth, groomed face, punctuation. Hahahah

NERD BOY: Do not discount the proper use of semicolons! It's the cologne of paragraphs. Use just enough to draw attention but don't overuse it or you'll appear desperate. I don't wear cologne because I'm allergic to things that spray. But if I DID, it would be called Semicolon for Men. More powerful than a mere comma, sexy Semicolon is the fragrance that makes women pause... between two main clauses. HAR HAR HAR <SNORT> HAR HAR!!!

I really like how you worked in the leadership stuff and how you have your choice of women and that you have a fun social life. That was great.

You didn't go overboard. THIS would be overboard:

"Hey babe. So what have I been up to? Well, I just won the election to be President of my neighborhood's Huge C*ck Club. Oh and I was out on a date last night with this former Miss Universe runner-up, I know, runner-up AKA LOSER. I was like, "Sorry but you came in 2nd place last year. What have you done lately?" So I paid for our dinner at the Sushi Restaurant (I had a burger. It's not on the menu but I know the chef and he owes me a favor ever since I pulled some strings to get his daughter into Harvard, my alma mater.)

"Yeah so I paid using my Black Platinum Plus Diamond Preferred Select First Class Ultimo My-Sh!t-Comes-out-Scented-Like-Pine-Trees Credit Card. And then I saw a puppy being abused by these street thugs. So of course I immediately utilized my Karate skills to defeat the evil leader even though he was armed with fireballs and some kind of magical floating orb. Then I adopted the puppy and taught the other gang members how to read. Then I adopted them too and we spend every Saturday afternoon researching cures for terminal diseases."

Look, if you're making her laugh and she’s happy to be in touch then there is certainly potential.

Potential for sha-boinking! haha

It's not life or death with this one girl. You have skills so you have options.

You want to get a deeper connection. So you want this all to be leading to a meeting in person. Usually, you have to progress to a voice call first.

phone call

WARNING: Don’t ask for wishy-washy date. Like, “maybe if you’re around this summer we can meet up and um ya know, maybe um er” This translates to...


Instead, read her signals to see if she likes you. Once she’s attracted to you, then give her REASONS that you like her, too. Not that she’s hot but that she’s cool because she raises turtles on a turtle farm for slow turtles. Not physically slow but mentally. Mentally slow turtles.

NOTE: Special needs turtles are our most precious turtles.

If you REALLY want THIS girl, here are the 5 Key Moves to get her...

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- Use texts as a supplement. Nothing replaces voice calls and in-person contact. Be the first text she sees in the morning and last text she sees at night to get in her mind. Keep it fun. Don't be sarcastic or make a joke without writing LOL or smiley face because she can't hear your voice.

- The girl you like will lose respect for you if you use texting to...

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