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How to talk to women with an online dating message

by me, HogWild


D in Yakima, Washington saw what I did for another Hogsta here and, through a private coaching session (which is an extra service I provide), I helped him come up with a personalized online dating message to send to the woman he likes.

What you can take from this is the big picture. Meeting women on dating sites can be hard because they get soooo many messages. Yours has to really stand out!


1 - Accuse her of being a racist. Girls hate that! Then when she complains by saying she in no way racist, in fact she hates racists --- tell her she is racist against racists!

HINT: This is the perfect way to get your account banned.

2 - Tell her that you can see nipple in her picture.


She will panic and check all her pictures to be sure. Then she'll write back to tell you you're crazy. That's when you say English is not your native language and you sometimes confuse the word nipple with nose. Then tell her she has a cute pointy nose that you want to flick and squeeze!

3 - Tell her she is super hot for an older lady. Send this message to a 22 year old.

older lady

OK, really. If you want a good response:

RULE #1: You must have a catchy subject or headline. If not, she may never open it!

RULE #2: Your profile must be awesome! See video #624 How to write your online dating profile to attract women.

So here is some of the profile of the woman he likes:

I am a joyful bubbly outgoing person. I love life. I have a silly fun side and I love to make people smile. I am giving and caring. I know what I want and won't settle for less. I expect to be treated like a lady, that is a must.

OK that's the main idea.

If it was me, I wouldn't even bother writing to this female human because she put zero effort into her profile. So how invested can she be in this process? She only wrote cliches! I hate when people write cliches! Ah, it is what it is. Que sera sera! A penny saved is a penny earned. hahah

The only REAL clues we have about her is that she's not shy and -- this is the one that's a little different, she made a point of saying she expects to be treated like a lady. So perhaps she prefers the classic male-female dynamic when it comes to dating and she appreciates proper manners.

SNOBBY MAN: Yes, proper etiquette is essential. We shall use the proper forks and should we copulate, we will perform missionary style.

REDNECK GUY: Yee-ha! Yeah, I respect dating etiquette, too. We shall use the proper sporks with our canned creamed corn and should be doink, you will perform the bl0w j0b with your pinky in the air. Yee-I-wear-my-heart-on-my-sleeve-with-my-creamed-corn-since-my-sleeve-is-my-napkin!


The answer in writing back is to give 'em what they want! Romance, adventure, sex, excitement, potential love... Make your answer fit what she wants, but only if you want that, too!

She wants to feel like a lady but also she has a fun less-serious side. So make your message show you are fun, unless the last time you had fun was when you farted in the bathtub.


GRUMPY OLD MAN: Ah! Farting in the tub is no fun for me! My farts no longer have the ol' zip. They just kinda leak out. Oh how I miss the days when I could really rip one. Kids, never take your powerful farts, for granted.

Your email should be very personal but not too long as to seem desperate. The email itself should be fun. Use your imagination!


SUBJECT: We'll fly to outer space and dance on the rings of Saturn

I like you because your eyes project a Karma Energy Level similar to cotton candy in the hands of a small monkey. I'll pick you up at 8 pm in the year 3000 B.C. I drive a brand new red time machine. See you soon, my future wife. Oh, I wasn't supposed to tell you that. L.O.L.

HINT: Don't use THAT much imagination!

Here is an example of what to write her:

SUBJECT: I will open the car door for you as we set off on our adventure...

After getting to know you a bit with an old fashioned phone call, I will plan a wonderful evening for us. Prepare yourself for a night of laughter, spontaneity and fun!

If the date is going well and we feel the click, I would love to take you dancing. Rest your head on my chest as I...

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- Keep it really simple. The point of this note is not to sell her, it's to get curious enough to look at your profile. Now if your online dating profile sucks, game over.

- Remember on these dating sites, some of the women are only there for ego-boners, some are there but not serious, and some really want to find a great guy but they get flooded with too much mail. So you must show off your awesomeness fast! You can do that by...

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