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How to Find the Right Partner or DTF Person
by me, HogWild
You are a Lion. Or a lioness, as the case may be.
NERD BOY: I want to be a SEA lion! I like flippers!
A lion is incredibly patient. Lions are not very fast but somehow they catch the much faster antelope. How do they do it?
GUY WHO SELLS MEAT FROM HIS TRUCK: Hey, I sell meat from the back of my truck, and I don't know how a lion catches an antelope but I know how I do it. I wait until it's lying on the highway! Then I scoop it up and give it a proper burial on top of my charcoal grill! And then I send smoke signals to heaven and sell it as this here preeeeeeeee-mium beef that got hit by a car!
The Lion outsmarts its target. It goes to the best locations where its prey is likely to go -- to the water, to the food. It hangs out there, hiding, sleeping, playing checkers.
Then it waits. But when it sees a good opportunity... the lion POUNCES! And it will catch its prey. Try being like the lion.
THE GIRL: (making antlers with her fingers) I'm a little doe. I want to be hunted, Mr. Big Hunter Man. Catch me and STUFF me, baby!
THE GUY: Nah. I'd rather chase that hot SKUNK.
Then, when the time is right, be AGGRESSIVE. Go for the kill.
If you're not a nature person, I'll give you numbers. In sales, there was a study that discovered:
Almost no matter what you are selling...
3% of people want it
Consider those numbers! Look up, stroke your chin, and CONSIDER THEM!!!
Let's say you're a horny dude and you only want sex.
OK, all the horny guys out there raise your hand. Both hands. Just to be safe. hahaha
Let's say you don't care if the sex is with the speedy antelope or even a 4 am wildebeest! haha. OK, if you approach one HUNDRED girls in a night -- yeah right -- but if you did... only THREE would want to have sex with you right away without you doing much for it.
Another 7 girls are kinda in the mood and will want to sha-boink if you can show them your awesomeness.
CHEESY GUY: Ladies, if you want to see my awesomeness, all you need to do is unzip... my... suitcase. Because in there I've got a poster of my crotch! And 5 Hawaiian shirts.
Meanwhile 30 girls are...
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- Girls, let's say you want to find a guy for a relationship. (Because finding a random guy who is DTF is not a challenge! haha) Three super lonely dudes will agree to be your boyfriend before they even know you. Seven are actively looking for a relationship and ready to commit to a cool girl. The rest will have to be convinced.
- The point is, if you meet 10 new people this week, on average, ONE of those people will be ready for what you want, be it a relationship or sha-boinkin. ONE.
- If you've been working on your awesomeness and skills, you will be able to get what you want from the person by GIVING them what THEY want. But what if you can SKIP the other 9 people?!
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