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KC Royals Super Surprising Great Start Still not as Interesting as even your Average Pair of Female Boobies
JUSTIN: Well it’s baseball season once again, which means the Rangers’ jokes are back, along with the steroid jokes about the Mets and Yankees, but there's another team that's stealing headlines, the Kansas City Royals. No I'm not drunk, you heard me right, and at the moment the Kansas City Royals are relevant again. Will they go from worst to first like the Detroit Tigers did back in ‘06 or will they fizzle out like HogWild's pre-teen baseball career? It’s the same with the Royals; sure they started out 6-2 but after posting losing seasons in 13 of the last 14 seasons, fans in Kansas City have got to be waiting for them to fall out of contention like... well like the f-ing Texas Rangers do every f-ing season.
JUSTIN: One of the things that has carried the Royals to their hot start has been their pitching staff that leads the league (as of this writing) with a 2.25 Earned Run Average. Not to be out-done, the Royals bullpen has also started out the season red hot with a 0.85 Earned Run Average giving up only 2 hits in 22 innings. HOG: Yaaaaaaaaaaawn. Here's a statistic: 2.13 people reading this article care about the ERA of the Royals' bullpen. Everyone else cares about boobies:
NOTE: And by "everyone else" I mean, me. :) JUSTIN: What's even more crazy is that it's not All Stars that are shutting down the opposition but a mixture of cast-offs and prospects. Led by Gil Meche, Brett Tomko, Brian Bannister and closer Joakim Soria this group of well traveled pitchers have seen more jerseys than Alyssa Milano’s night stand.
Well Brian Bannister used to be on the Mets. And the Mets stupidly traded him for some random middle relief pitcher. WHY?! Lord? WHY?!!! I hate middle relief pitchers! 99% of them suck like, well, Alyssa Milano in a Major League locker room. Starting pitchers need to go AT LEAST 7 innings. Or else the fans should BOO them for being a p*$$y. In fact, they should make that an official stat on their baseball card. Any start under 7 innings is a PS. P*$$y Start. Except they already have a stat when a pitcher goes 6 decent innings. They call it a QS. Quality Start. What?! What kind of quality is that?! Did I mention that my two favorite things are boobies & baseball?
JUSTIN: Yeah but just like you HogWild, once every 5 to 10 years one of these teams won't get shot down and will make the playoffs! JUSTIN: Ouch. Freakin’ ouch.
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