M in Germany writes...

Dear HogWild,

Me and my boyfriend (for three years now) had a bad fight. Everything escalated and I left. I said to him he should call when his behavior is back to normal.

He hasn't called for 10 days. What is going on? I mean, am I that unimportant to him? I hope you can help me.

- M in Germany

I guess his behavior is NOT back to "normal" yet! That's why he hasn't called! He's only following your instructions!

TIMES WHEN YOU DONT REALLY WANT YOUR PARTNER TO FOLLOW YOUR INSTRUCTIONS
- when you tell her to go to Hell

HER (all burnt): I'm back from Hell! How do you like my new look? The 10,000 degree heat gave my face a make-over.

- when you tell him to eat sh!t and die

YOU: My boyfriend is dead! He was eating his own feces like I asked him to when he suddenly choked on a piece of doody-corn. I was going to give him mouth-to-mouth, but, you know... eeew!

- when you tell her to F*ck off

HER: Hey baby. Thank you for watching this video of me "f*cking off!" This guy is really giving it to me! Ooh! I'm f*cking off all right!

Look, is your ego too big to call him first?

Do you want to win an argument or do you want to have a boyfriend?

You can WIN an argument and LOSE a boyfriend. I hope that argument will hold you at night and kiss you good morning.

When your boyfriend doesn't contact you, it doesn’t necessarily mean that you're not important to him. If he's been faithful to you for 3 years, you're important to him.

Remember, in general, your typical man is not as good at...

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- By doing nothing, you are doing something. You're making the argument worse.

You didn't say what your fight was about but I can tell you this... most times when couples are in a serious relationship, the disagreement sinks into a FIGHT when your TONE OF VOICE is...

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