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♥ Dating Advice: Why doesn’t my girlfriend want sex as much as I do? AKA Why do girls have to be in the mood for sex?

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D in Arlington, Texas writes...

Hey Hog,

I'm always ready for sex but my girlfriend isn't. Why?

Why do girls have to be in the mood? Why can't they just have sex all the time?

- D in Arlington, Texas

The moooooood!

Damn the mood! Let's go! It's time to connect our gonads!

HER: Wow. You're so romantic. My -- gonads -- are starting to tingle. Please don't kiss me or hug me or give me flowers. Just clap your hands together and point at the clock. This is as exciting as Phys Ed. class.

Most guys are like Sexual Firefighters... ready to jump into the flames of passion at a moment's notice.

YOU, THE SEXUAL FIREFIGHTER: She's ready! Her loins are on fire! She needs my hose! Finally some action! I'm goin' in!

Most women don't function like that. They just don't. Accept it. I know it's frustrating because as humans we like to believe that everyone else experiences the world like we do. But that's false.

Women get frustrated too because many of them think you're acting crude or insensitively. Many girlfriends don't understand how you can feel so sexual for her all the time.

Different women have a wide range of sex drives.

NEWSFLASH: This just in... If you want a lot of sex, choose a girl who has a high sex drive. This has been a special report.

But there's more to it.

Most guys concentrate 95% on the physical and that's wrong. 95% of sex is in the MIND. Sex in the Mind should last all day and all night. What I mean is, everything you do and say is preparing her for sex.

Men want to press a button and BAM! Sex happens. What you don't realize is that all day and all week you have ALREADY been pressing buttons.

Every time you act UNmanly, you pressed the off button. Every time you frustrate her. Every time you seemed needy or unconfident. Look, you're human. It's ok to mess up. What I'm saying is... do NOT think you can press the button 5 minutes before launch. Those flowers you got her yesterday... those count for today. But so does that time you were lazy and didn’t help her with the chores. It all counts.

The more she respects you and admires you, the more her hoo-ha will yearn for you. If you want the sex to always be there for you, you MUST find out what she...

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- Most women would rather have sex less often IF that means each sexual encounter is hotter. Men need to eat every day. :)

- Sex her brain. Your words are your lube. Your girlfriend is turned on by your manliness.

- You can have your girlfriend orgasming (or close to it!) BEFORE you touch her. Here is how to do it...

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