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JUSTIN: I decided to re-watch the greatest sports movie ever made... While some of my other favorite sports movies are Hoosiers, Rocky, Major League, Bull Durham and Wildcats none of them even comes close to being as good as the original Bad News Bears! HOG: Whatever, man! Don't hate! Con-grat-ulate! In my life I have achieved many outstanding accolades for outstanding outstandingness. There was my certificate for Perfect Attendance in 3rd grade... and there was that uh, other time I was recognized for doing something... but nothing is more precious to me than my plaque that adorns the wall above my bed which reads: LITTLE LEAGUE ALL-STAR (reserve). JUSTIN: Forget the 2005 remake of Bad New Bears with Billy Bob Thornton because that movie was a piece of sh!t. I would of rather watch Billy Bob drink beer while sitting in an empty little league field than see him suffer through a movie with a bunch of kids who can’t act! JUSTIN: Very nice! HOG: Who? That must be an old reference to an old person from olden times. The only Captains I know are Captain Kangaroo and Captain Crunch. JUSTIN: Bill Lancaster (son of Burt Lancaster) wasn’t afraid to take chances when he wrote the script to The Bad News Bears. The movie was and still is unapologetically politically incorrect which led to some truly hilarious moments. Like the line when shortstop Tanner Boyle finds out that Coach Buttermaker has decided to let his daughter play on the team. It’s funny but a little harsh for most people’s taste so let’s just say that if Tanner were to say the same line in a movie today it would’ve sounded like this, “Jewish-Americans, Latinos, African-Americans and now a girl?”
Just look at the cast, you’ve got Walter Matthau in his prime before he started doing those god awful Grumpy Old Fart movies. Tatum O’Neal before she started doing drugs and dating p!ssy tennis stars and of course Jack Earl Haley before he started getting Oscar Nominations for playing pedoph!les. Throw in underrated performances by the rest of the team and you’ve got a lineup that’s solid from the top to the bottom. JUSTIN: All in all I think the entire point of the movie can be summed up by the infamous Tanner Boyle at the end of the movie when the Yankees and the Bears are congratulating each other on their seasons and he says, “Hey Yankees…you can take your apology and your trophy and shove them straight up your @ss!” Because even kids in little league should learn that the Yankees are evil cheating bastards!
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