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MySpace guys see a picture of a girl with big breasts on MySpace and they feel the need to comment. So now I feel the need to comment on their dumb comments.

You're right. It’s not her boobs she has to hide from you… it's her address and phone number that she's gotta hide!

Somebody already gave you a shot...  of steroids!

This dude has been staring at her pic so long, he’s hallucinating. He thinks her picture is alive.

Why is your profile picture of a guitar alone in a room? Does this symbolize you playing with your "instrument" until your fingers bleed?

Mom: Dinner's ready!

This guy: I'm practicing! (under his breath) To get laid! When the time finally arrives, I want to be ready!

There’s nothing to “lol” about. When your name is like that and your picture is mad blurry, and you mention a magnum -- a type of gun…  President Bush has already sent the CIA to capture you.

It's 10 PM. Parents, do you know where your children are?

They are on MySpace pulling their pre-teen pud. Listen kid, you are too young to be on here. Stop before I get the porn police to arrest you and shave that one pube you've been growing for 12 years.

dam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You need to buy a camera! You are NOT pimpin' if your driver’s license photo is also your MySpace pic.

Seriously man. What chick is gonna wanna click on your bootleg photo? It's kinda scary, too. Looks like you cut off the photo right where you're holding a sign that lists a long string of numbers along with your height, weight and county.

This ASCII art is amazing! A naked chick with big boobs made out of keyboard characters! Wow! I didn’t know I could get a woody from nipples made out of asterisks! That’s hot.

I used to make ASCII art. In 7^th grade, we had to take typing class. On days the 87 year old dust bunny of a teacher didn’t feel like teaching (those would be snow-days, half-days and Tuesdays) she made us do LAME ASCII art, like making a smiley face or a pigeon reading a book.

But if we did stuff like THIS, I would have paid a lot more attention in class! Although it would be very distracting to a horny kid like me and given a new meaning to “touch typing.” Stoooooooopid.

MYSPACE STATS:

Of the 61 comments, approximately ALL OF THEM asked her to move her arm.

Number of Myspace guys who will email her TODAY: 8,000

Number who will eventually receive a reply: 7,046

Number who think it was really her writing them back: 7,046

Number who will write back asking for an autographed pic: 520

Number who will write back asking for a date: 1,012

Number who will write back asking if they can "hit it": 5,000

Number of guys who won't write back: 514

Number who didn't write back because their girlfriend caught them and made them stop: 0

Number who didn't write back because their mom caught them and made them stop: 514

Because you're horny: http://www.myspace.com/hefnermodels 

Because you want to add me: http://www.myspace.com/hogwildcomedy

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