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by me, HogWild
These are some jokes I made up. You might have to think about them for a second so put down that beer and/or needle full of heroin until after you finish my semi-hilarious yet fully-awesome jokes: Ready? Here we go! * I have a friend with ADD OCD. * I know a guy with arthritis gingivitis. * I was with a girl who was a nymphomaniac kleptomaniac. * I knew a girl with masturbation constipation. * I knew a guy who suffered from erectile dementia. * I know a guy who is a bi-polar bi-sexual bicyclist. * -Growing up I had a pet bird amphibian with knock knees. You guys still with me? OK... * My buddy had a yeast infection erection dysfunction. * I know a girl who is a claustrophobic aerobic. * I know a guy who suffers from homo-arachnophobia. * Here is an example of illiterate alliteration: *
I had an android hemorrhoid. * I know a black man who is racially lactose intolerant. * I knew a guy who once got a cold sore on a heat rash. * I knew a man who was hot headed yet cold as ice. * I knew a woman who dated a man who suffered from hyperventilation premature ejaculation. * I know a man who is a xylophone xenophobe. * I know a man who is a hypochondriac necrophiliac. * - I know a guy who is a sadistic autistic. * I know an asthmatic drug addict. And finally... *- I had an encounter with a pro-zac con-man. Want a kick-ass comedy show for your college or party? Email me for details.
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Word jokes: I dated a girl who was a "Nymphomaniac Kleptomaniac"... B!tch stole all my condoms! A knew a guy with ADD OCD... Word jokes, funny pictures. Twisted Humor. |
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