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Dating Advice: An Ex-Ex-Ex Halloween! Revisit Ghosts of past Relationships to Not Repeat Dating Mistakes

by me, HogWild


It's an Ex-Ex-Ex Halloween! A time to revisit the Ghosts of your past Relationships

GHOST: Ooooh! I am your ex! You said I was cuuuuu-r-AAAAAA-ZEEEEE! And now I live in the Haunted House... of your mind! Oooooh! That sounds scary!!!

No! You're my Ex, you're supposed to be DEAD!

GHOST: Your relationship with me is DEAD! But my spirit lives on!


GHOST: Because I swallowed your SOUL!!!


GHOST: Yessssss!




GHOST: This is getting rather repetitive. I've got a séance to attend in 10 minutes. Peace!

I'm not a big believer in dwelling in the past. I *am* a big believer in learning from the past and moving on. And often, as time passes, you see past events differently and you can learn something new.

NE: Yes, like the time I lost the Math Championship at my school! At the time I was devastated but since winning the last 5 Tournaments in a row, I look back and think, hey, I knew a good amount of Calculus for a 10 year old! I am proud of my persistence! And now I'm taking that attitude and applying it to the lady valkyries who will protect this valiant orc in victory versus those vexing villainous vampires! har har. Sorry, when I get angry I alliterate.

From time to time it's helpful to go back to analyze what happened in those past relationships or dates.

Now that you're no longer emotional about it, WHY did you really pick that person for a relationship or date?

Was it because you thought they were really great? Maybe you were really lonely? Or horny?

Sometimes things go wrong at the start when you pick someone who is clearly not compatible with you.


YOU: I'd like to have children some day.

THEM: That nice. Is it because you're planning to open a factory requiring small fingers to operate the machinery?

YOU: I like to play sports.

THEM: I like to drink beer and toss the can across the room and if it goes in the trash, I get 2 points. If I miss, you get to have exercise by bending down to pick it up.


YOU: I love to curl up with a good book.

THEM: It's a sin to lay down while reading the bible! You will STAND while reading the adventures of Moses!

YOU: I love traveling to explore new cultures.

THEM: Me too! Just the other day I went across town to pick-up Chinese food!


YOU: I'm looking for monogamy.

THEM: I agree! It's a nice looking wood. What was the question? Ummmmmmmm... Can I use the bathroom?


And sometimes you picked well with the information at hand, but then you learned something new that you didn’t like. Such as their long criminal history of illegally downloading music... to listen to while killing people.

BREAKING NEWS: This just in... do NOT illegally download music... to listen to while killing people. This has been a special report.

And sometimes the relationship ends because of circumstance. Like they had to move away or they weren't ready for something serious or because their spouse found out.

hahaha :)

Or was it your attitude? Or their treatment of you?

Were you appreciative at the time?

If you could do it all again, what would you do differently?

After the relationship is over, you probably learned a lot about YOURSELF and what you REALLY want. What did you learn?

CHEESY GUY: I learned that I need a girlfriend who is not all about herself! She was so self-centered! She didn’t even appreciate it when I painted her a portrait... of me standing naked... over a bus. If she had paid attention, she would have seen I was wearing the socks SHE bought for me! Damn I look good in PAISLEY.

And here is the biggest lesson to learn from past relationships...

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- Once you’ve pulled out the lessons, take a breath and think of how you've grown since that time. You might even deserve some PRAISE for how you’ve improved yourself or your relationship abilities since then.

- An important question to ask yourself about your ex is...

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