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Dating Advice: How to Keep a Man

by me, HogWild


OK so you’ve got your man, but HOW... do you keep him?!

It's easy. Chicken wings!

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NOTE TO SELF: Not every guy is like you. You have an unnatural obsession with those delicious juicy tangy barbecue delights. Or the spicy ones in orange hot sauce. Or in an exotic outfit like teriyaki sauce. Or honey mustard. Man, I'm hungry!

OK, here it is: How to keep a man. Two Steps.

Step 1:

Follow my simple formula. Your Attractiveness = Hotness Rating MINUS Your Annoying Rating MINUS Your Psycho Rating.

See, over time your hotness rating with a guy can go up or down.

- improving your figure through healthy eating and exercise

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- fixing your hairstyle in his favorite way

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- learning to make yourself your most beautiful with your stylish clothes and proper use of make-up

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- being super dope awesome in bed
- being unwaveringly loyal

CHEESY GUY: And always having a mirror in your purse so you can point it at me!

- doing gross stuff like burping. Out of your butt. And your butt was smoking a cigarette.
- Losing your figure.
- No longer putting in the effort to look good. You make yourself look good for random strangers and friends when going out, but why not when it's just the two of you? Your man is worth the effort more than the general public. Who is going to snuggle you at night?

HINT: Hopefully not strangers!

- Flirting with other dudes
- Being boring or uncreative in your sexual sha-boinking

Over time, some girls can get more and more annoying.

- Be chill. For the love of lasagna and lollipops and licorice please... PICK YOUR BATTLES. You can't get your way on everything. Choose the few things that are most important to you. Demand those. The rest... relax. Please. Thank you. OK. Great. Wheeeew.
- Give him space and time to be alone or with his friends.
- Limit his exposure to crap he doesn't want to do. This may include activities such as shopping, hanging out with your stupid gossiping girlfriends, the ballet, and your mom staying over at the house for a month. And mostly, your mom performing ballet at the mall and he has to sit and watch with your girlfriends who are gossiping about sexy vampires and that girl at work who they think is a skank.

CHEESY GUY: What's her name? Sounds like my type of woman!

And finally, decrease your psycho factor.

Now, too many guys throw the "crazy" label on a girl. Guys interpret your behavior as "crazy" when it does not APPEAR to be rational. Oftentimes this is because it IS logical in your head but you haven't communicated everything that's going on up there.

For instance...

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- Make him feel loved. Ask him what makes him feel loved. Do those things.


- If you're still looking good for him and you're being reasonably chill and consistent, he will want to keep you forever, unless...

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