Welcome to The Bullpoop Series: "A woman's doesn’t reach her sexual peak until her 30's" I say, that’s bullpoopy!

What is that even supposed to mean, sexual "peak"?

REDNECK GUY: Yeeha! The sexual peek is when you crack open the door while your sister is takin' a shower! Yeeee-forbidden-fruit-of-sister-melons!

So what is the so-called sexual peak?

You get hornier?
You're better at it?
You'll be more desirable?

Do women get hornier at the "magical" age of 32? Some do. But um, some don't.

Do women get BETTER at sex once they reach 30?

Yes! Because for years they’ve been practicing and recording each session, then reviewing the video to see where they messed up! haha

COACH: See babe, you should have zagged left here on that play. Also, next time remember to keep your back arched, your chin up and your hands on the reins.

YOU: Um, are we still talking about sex or horseback riding?

COACH: I don't know.

Do women get more desirable at age 30? Um... Some do, most do NOT. There's a reason 99% of beauty pageants are won by 20 year olds. There's a reason women spend all this money on products to look YOUNGER. You probably will not see...

GIRL: Ugh! I look so young! I want to look 35! OK, let me add some wrinkler increaser cream. Oh, I gotta dye some gray hairs in my head. And my boobs -- way too perky! Maybe I can make 'em sag by adding some heavy weights to my nipples!

That said, there ARE women in their 30s and 40s who are hotter than women in their 20s.

So what's the truth here?

The truth is that you reach your sexual peak when you...

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- Sadly, some women never reach their sexual peak because they never find an animal attraction to the right man-beast.

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Comment below! Do you think a woman reaches her sexual peak in her 30s? Why or why not?

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