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JUSTIN: In a world packed with metrosexuals, tattooed wuss rockers (Hinder) and prima donna superstar athletes it’s hard to find a real American hero any more. That’s why when the world’s greatest daredevil, Evel Knievel died, a little piece of me died too.
HOG: Having made humpy with a hot biker chick I can say that it is PDA.
(Pretty Damn Awesome.)
A hot biker chick is like riding the motorcycle itself. Intimidating at first. But once you take control, the ride is an exciting adventure with sharp turns, where her engine revs with sudden acceleration with the real chance that you will break your arm.
HOG: Plus you had it more difficult because your bicycle was weighed down by the white basket on the handlebars. HA HA HA!
JUSTIN: Combined with my grandmother’s linoleum floors and a bucket full of Legos I was able to recreate every jump he ever attempted, even going as far as inventing some of my own like when Evel Knievel jumped over the Lego Alamo!
Knievel was the man who after doing a life time of stunts entered the Guinness Book of World Records for having broken over 40 bones in his body. HOG: Most Common Non-Basketball Related Injuries for NBA Basketball Players: 1 - Infection resulting from botched tattoo 2 - Still high on marijuana at game time 3 - Gonorrhea In front of a record crowd, Knievel took off to defy death and jump the fabled fountains. As usual though things didn’t go entirely as planned when his bike decelerated at the last moment forcing him to land on a safety ramp once he cleared the fountains instead of the real ramp. The result was a bone jarring landing that actually broke the handle bars off his motorcycle and sent him into a crash that left him with a crushed pelvis, a crushed femur, a broken wrist and a concussion that would’ve made Troy Aikman blush.
“grandmother” 3 - Ride his motorcycle up a ramp and jump over a flaming barrel. Then kiss Paris Hilton on the mouth.
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