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The actress in the sex movie is playing the part of a doctor. And she's taking REAL good care of her male patient. She's really getting into it and she shouts at him, "Yes! F*ck my educated p*ssy!"

Um, what?

Normally I don't giggle while watching sex movies. But uh, this was too absurd. I had to rewind. Did she actually say what I think she said?

"F*ck my educated p*ssy!"

Yep.

Wow. Now I'm wondering what if she really DID have an "educated p*ssy?" Would sex with an educated p*ssy be much different than sex with your typical uneducated p*ssy?

EDUCATED P*SSY WITH A PROPER ENGLISH ACCENT: For maximum pleasure, please insert yourself at a 42 degree angle.

Ya know, I bet educated p*ssy is a lot different than a regular v@gina. Like when a regular v@gina queefs it sounds like, "Bpfoooot!" But when an educated p*ssy queefs it sounds like... the Opera.

She's got that Pavarotti P*ssy!

Guys use many different adjectives to describe a woman's hoo-ha. Tight. Clean. Delicious. But NEVER have I heard a guy use the word "educated."

DUDE: So how was the sex?

OTHER DUDE: It was okay. I dunno. I just wish her p*ssy was... smarter. It's like, her lips were moving but she wasn't saying anything!

I wonder if Educated P*ssy was like, the Nerdy Girl in high school who couldn't get a date.

SALLY SNATCH: Educated P*ssy might be smart, but she don't know Dick!

EDUCATED P*SSY: <Boo-hoo! Sniffle!>

GINA: Aw! Look, P*SSY is weeping! Her glasses are getting all fogged up!

CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM: Hey Educated P*ssy. I never noticed before, but you're pretty hot when you're all wet! Will you come over and help me study for the big exam tomorrow night?

SALLY SNATCH: Hey! You're supposed to be going out with ME tomorrow night!

CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM: Shut your trap! Here's a mint. Your breath stinks. Did you have tuna for lunch? Come with me, Educated P*ssy... So Educated P*ssy, have you ever considered wearing your hair a little shorter? You kinda have a 70's hair style.