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JUSTIN: Once the Super Bowl ends... there is February -- a month of sports that’s as barren as the Gobi desert with only College Basketball’s Final Four to look forward to in March. What’s worse for me is that for the Super Bowl I get to pick between cheering for the New York Giants and the New England Patriots, which is like trying to pick between sharing a cell with Adebisi at Oz or picking a fight with Mike Tyson in his prime.
JUSTIN: The good news is that there are a couple of sporting events that we can look forward to afterwards. HOG: But you know what? I’d rather watch Women’s Curling on ESPN than a bunch of dorks playing cards. HOG: If you’re going to call Poker a sport then you need to add some physical elements to the game. Like when you lose a hand, the winner gets to throw a fistful of poker chips in your face. Or you have to dress up like a Joker and fight the King of Hearts in a tag team wrestling match with the Jack of Diamonds. JUSTIN: Exactly! Every man knows that there are only four sports! Baseball, basketball, football and hockey anything else is just a hobby! So let it be written! HOG: Wait, hockey is a sport? Keukenconcurrent Masters of Darts - Darts, or what I like to call “There’s no hot chicks at this bar and I’m bored.” JUSTIN: That's too bad Hogster, "She's really cool" usually translates into, "I haven't slept with her yet." HOG: Hardy-har-SHUT UP! JUSTIN: 2008 Welsh Open - I know what you’re thinking, I could give a damn about Darts and Curling, and if that’s the case then you better get ready for some World Class Snooker at the Welsh Open. Snooker (which is kind of like Pool only with fewer pockets and less fun) is evidently huge across the pond and on ESPN 8. This year the top Snookerererers from around the world will come to Newport to test their skills, so get ready to fall asleep in front of your TV, folks!
JUSTIN: Top drawer old man, I say jolly good fun! JUSTIN: As Aerosmith said HogWild, "Dream on, dream on, dream on..."
HOG: Oh, my dreams are your worst nightmares. And even when you wake up you will see this humiliating video of yourself replaying your head! Mwu-HA HA HA! Get Mate1 Intimate Dating
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