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Dating Advice: How to make Men think of You as Marriage Material (How to not Scare him Away from Marriage)

by me, HogWild


Here's how to make men think of you as marriage material with a HogWild Hogoween Halloween analogy:

1 - Let him bob on your candy apples!

2 - Let him roast his marshmallow on a stick inside your bon fire!

Wow. I REALLY need to grow up.

HINT TO SELF: No I don't! Everyone else needs to grown DOWN! HA! YEAH! ... YEAH!

You can trick your guy into marriage or you can treat him into it. You can make a man commit to you out of fear or you can entice him with a Halloween parade of pleasure.

If you trap him into marriage with the use of dark fear, he might one day look back and become bitter.

HIM: Those weren't CANDY apples, they were POISON apples!

YOU: <CACKLE! CACKLE!> Too late! I'm riding to the moon on my broom!

If you can encourage him with pleasure, he will WANT to take you as his wife.

First you must have a man who is OPEN to the idea of marriage. If he's not, your job is much harder. He has to feel it's the right time to settle down. He's tired of the chasing. The past was a Halloween goody bag full of candy that rotted his soul. He's weary of wondering if that last witch would give him warts. On his wam-wam stick. Whoa.

Now he wants his goody bag to be full of sweet nutritious treats that make him feel healthy and fulfilled. Bottom-line: he doesn’t think he can "do better" because you're the best!

You must diminish his fears about marriage.

Men's Top 6 Spooky Fears of Marriage

1 - Men fear their home becoming a haunted house of arguing. Demonstrate that you are easy to get along with. Most men want a married life of peace and satisfaction. They don't want crazy drama with super highs and lows. This is too much of a headache over the long-term.

THE GUY: Curse this haunted house of marriage! I swear the eyes just moved on that painting!

THE GIRL: Damn right they did! They're looking at all the dust in this place! You were supposed to clean up!

THE GUY: I just did yesterday!

THE GIRL: It's not about cleaning up. I'm trying to get you angry so we can talk about the thing I'm REALLY upset about!

THE GUY: Which is?

THE GIRL: You should know!

THE GUY: Brrrrr! It's so COLD in this haunted house.

THE GIRL: That frost is coming from my vagina!

THE GUY: I KNOW. But how do you explain the breeze?

Eww! hahahaha :)

2 - Men fear that at midnight you will lose your looks and turn into a fat pumpkin!

Show him that you're dedicated to always looking your best. He can see that when you exercise regularly and limit your intake of junk food.

THE GUY: Ya know, ever since I solemnly swore to love you forever, it's like YOU answered "I do" to the question, "For as long as you both shall live, each day, do you promise to eat candy and cake?"

THE GIRL: I TOLD you, I haven't gained any weight. It just looks that way because the house is getting smaller.

THE GUY: The HOUSE is getting smaller? It just SEEMS smaller because the closets are completely full of marshmallows!

3 - The biggest fear men have that stops them from marrying you is...

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- In general, if you haven't been together a year, don't pressure him about marriage. He has to feel VERY comfortable with you. He needs time to trust you completely. Pressuring a guy for marriage is like when a new guy pressures you for sex. It's unappealing and it makes you think he's not really interested in YOU, just the sex. Show him that you're not interested in the ring, you desire a life with HIM.

- Be worth the effort. Ideally, your guy WANTS to be so in love with you that you inspire him to do all sorts of romantic things for you like buy you flowers, write you poetry, and clean the tub without you asking 12 times. But he won't feel inspired if...

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