♥ Dating Advice: Clingy Girlfriend: How to Handle a Needy Girlfriend Expert Dating Advice
by me, HogWild
S in Japan writes...
I really enjoy your dating advice videos. My question is, How do I get my girlfriend to stop being needy and clingy?
I love her, but she drives me up a wall sometimes with this, and I feel like it's damaging our relationship and I don't want that.
A little backstory: She is Japanese, and Japanese society basically teaches them that they NEED a man in their life in order to be happy. We've been in a long-distance relationship for about one year and I am finally returning to Japan. I'm worried that when I get back, I will be smothered into oblivion. I understand clinginess at first, because we've been apart for so long. I'm just worried it won't stop or will be TOO strong.
Am I also coming off as too much of an @sshole? From being apart for so long, I feel like I'm single, but I still care about her (never cheated on her). So I've felt like I've been in a weird situation in this past month or two. If I AM being a d!ck, how can I curb this?
- S in Japan
SIGNS YOU ARE BEING A D-- JERK-FACE JERK-A-ZOID!
- When she asks you to come over to the couch to cuddle, you look at her like she's crazy and say, "What, you think I'm so kind of homomomo momomo?!
- When she asks if you love her you say, "............ Oh, I thought that was RHETORICAL question... I gotta pee."
- When she gets you two concert tickets to
your favorite band, you take her with you... as your designated sober driver. But she has to wait in the car because you're giving the other ticket to your buddy, Paul. Because in YOUR words, "He won't ruin the show by singing along in a shrill voice that could kill an ape."
You're not being a jerk at all. Most guys don't want to feel smothered. Unless it's in between her breasts as you vibrate your face. hahaha
She is acting clingy and needy because she is insecure. Either she is insecure IN GENERAL or she is insecure about her relationship with you.
If she's super insecure in general, you're screwed. Now you're in a relationship with a unstable human and you will need to get her therapy or play the role of therapist. You will need lots of patience and understanding. This will test your love.
THINGS THAT TEST YOUR LOVE
- a partner with real emotional issues
- being apart for so long
- the doctor at the health clinic. She'll test "your love" with a needle!
THE DOCTOR: Looks like you’ve been spreading "your love" all over town. Now your love has Chlamydia.
If your girl is just a normal amount of insecure, then her clinginess could come from her fear of losing you.
You can reduce her fear in one simple way. Make her repulsed by you. Then she won't WANT to be with you anymore! hahaha
OBNOXIOUS GIRL: What makes ME feel loved is a warm hug. And you know what makes a hug warm? A new fur coat! And not that FAKE fur crap. I want a mink... lined with feathers from bald eagles... that were fed only ORGANIC dolphin faces.
Your woman might respond to words of praise or soft kisses or little surprise gifts or being touched gently or being grabbed by the ankles when you slide her down the bed to sha-boink her like a champion! hahah But really. hahah Really.
Back in my less sensitive days I would've told her:
Damn girl! Stop sweatin' me! You're clingier than a horny koala bear on a eucalyptus d!ldo! haha
OK, here is exactly what to say to her...
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- Let her feel secure in your love and at the same time stand up for your right to have time apart.
- If after a few days or weeks she shows with her ACTIONS that she STILL doesn't understand, you will say this to her...
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