Dating Advice: Sex Problems: Stop Premature Ejaculation (Treatment, Remedies and Control)

The ol' unwanted surprise on her thighs. The squeamin' semen. Shootin' it too quick from your love stick.

If you've got an itchy trigger finger... wait, that's a DIFFERENT problem. Try penicillin!

Guys, if you're like a morning squirrel, ya know, busting your nut early, there are some actions you can take to fix it.

I will show you how to make it all OK so the girl has pleasure EVERY time even if your salad dressing bottle spits the ranch dressing too soon.

NOTE TO SELF: Must you be so disgusting! This guy has a serious problem and you're making jokes about salad dressing? Did you really just compare semen to ranch dressing? That's so STUPID! Everyone knows it's better compared to mayonnaise!

You should know that WOMEN also orgasm "too quick." Some girls will orgasm within 60 seconds and then get dry. The thing is, they can use some lubricant from a store to keep going -- which is totally cheating! haha Of course you can "cheat" too with some boner pills.

HINT: If it IS a permanent solution, see a doctor!
DOUBLE HINT: Wear baggy pants!

First, feel relaxed because from now on, you will make the girl orgasm every time BEFORE you ever insert your romance rod. So you will know that she at least enjoyed herself. So you have nothing to "feel guilty" about.

Use your fingers or tongue or elbows to give her amazing pleasure down in her uh, crotch pocket.

HOW to give her an orgasm that way is another topic, but do it and you should feel relaxed that you’ve already given her a great deal of pleasure. So the pressure on your "performance" is now lessened. Yes, she still wants to feel you inside of her, but at least you have given her a pleasurable release so she won't have girlie blue balls. Hmm... blue labia? No, that's what Smurfette has.

Blue G Spot? Blue Clitoris? Yes! A blue clitoris is a blueberry! Let her orgasm, don't give her a blueberry! ahaha

OK, so now she's already had one or two "pre-game" orgasms. Now it's your turn. Step 1: Wear a condom to lessen the sensation. Wear one of those old school thick condoms made out of iron. Heck, wear 3 or 4 condoms! Layer up like it's winter time and you're about to joust inside an igloo.

The world's most famous numbing gel is actually a liquid. It's called alcohol. It numbs the senses. Mainly vision. Ugly women have relied on this for centuries.

HINT: Don't drink so much that you can't get an erection! Because the hour it takes for you to get it up does NOT count as foreplay.

That's also not a real permanent solution but it might calm you down for first few times you're going to bed with a new beautiful woman.

Now, just in case you finish before her, it helps to know what to say to explain yourself.

YOU: Oh boy. Wow. Um. So sorry. I seemed to have spilled... uh... terribly sorry.

YOU: DAYUM GIRL! YO STUFF TOOOO GOOD! YOU LIKE A GREEK SCULPTOR OF HEADS... YOU MAKE ME BUST!

There are some mechanical things you can do. Right when it feels super good... pull out! This can delay any sudden spoojastic activity.

HINT: It's fun if right when you pull out you yell, "RETREAT! Decepticons, retreat!

Take it out for as long as you need. You can alternate between inserting your jammy and inserting your finger.

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- Another MENTAL option is to desensitize your brain with loads of porn. When your girl asks why you spend 4 hours a day masturbating to online videos, tell her the truth... "I'm practicing!"

Actually you CAN practice with porn or any kind of masturbation. Right when you're about to ejaculate, stop yourself. Do this while alone so you can practice the self control. No one will know your progress except for you and your Ewok bed sheets. awwww! hahahah

- But the most effective solution to control premature ejaculation is to...

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