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Hottest Girls of Christmas: The 12 Babes of Christmas

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On the 1st day of Christmas... unwrap Heidi Klum. Whoa! She's still beautiful. And check out those fluffy ankle warmers! Because when you're exposing your entire legs to the cold winds of winter, you want your ankles to be nice and toasty.

heidi klum christmas

On the 2nd day of Christmas... you get a blonde wearing a Christmas bikini! Or is lingerie? In my imagination, this is how women in Sweden dress every day of the year.

christmas bikini

ABOVE: Look at that bikini bottom with the white fur. That's the same look as if Mrs. Claus forgot to shave! Awwww! hahah

On the 3rd day of Christmas... you get Denise Milani and her oversized ornaments!

denise milani christmas

ABOVE: Denise Milani has a big box.

On the 4th day of Christmas... you get vintage Mariah Carey! You don't need a stupid toy train when you can play with THAT caboose! Whoa!

mariah carey christmas


mariah carey christmas

"Hi, I'm Mariah Carey and I'm insane. Lee Hot! Insanely Hot! Cuckoo!

On the 5th Day of Christmas... you get "Wifey"! It's a Christmas Tree with two giant snowballs!

wifey christmas

On the 6th day of Christmas you get... this chick! She's got all the adorable elements of hotness: licking a candy cane, playful tongue ring, gratuitous Christmas cleavage, and reindeer antlers. OK, I admit it, it took me 45 minutes to realize she was wearing antlers. I was mostly drooling over her boobs, smile, hair, eyes, and wondering if that was a boogie in her nose.

hot christmas girl candy cane

On the 7th day of Christmas you get... Pamela Anderson! Somehow this woman is still hot. When she turns 95 years old she will still manage to be sexy in a trashy hepatitis kind of way. Jay Leno agrees. As you can see, he just spilled his egg nog.

pamela anderson christmas

On the 8th day of Christmas you get... Milena Velba. One look at that Christmas rack and Santa Claus will be rubbing his North Pole. Awww! hahahaha

milena velba christmas

On the 9th day of Chistmas you get... this chick!


I don't know her name but obviously the first thing I noticed about her is that she takes very good care of her nails.

On the 10th day of Christmas you get... calluses on your hands! Stop doing that or Grandma says you'll go blind!

OK, you also get Chloe Vevrier. Looks like she's smuggling two elves in that top!

chloe vevrier

On the 11th day of Christmas you get... blondes!

Here are two blondes who enjoy standing really close to each other. They also enjoy going to the same eyebrow shaping salon.

christmas girls blondes

And here is Evita Dimitrova. She is really excited to be sitting on your package!

evita dimitrova christmas gift girl

And on the 12th day of Christmas you get... this classy picture of Beyonce:

beyonce christmas

Yeah right. You get the huge snuggle bubbles of Leanne Crow!

leanne crow

I have a feeling that these pictures of hot girls just ensured that you will have a White Christmas... in your pants! Awwwwww! hahaha


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