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by me, HogWild
Tiny boobs! Here are the world's hottest flat girls!
First up is Alessandra Ambrosio:
Alessandra Ambrosio has cute little jellyfish in her beach bikini top. She's not the flattest though. Perhaps her tiny boobs got bigger after she became a mom. How much breast milk could Alessandra's lil' jugs hold? That little baby must've been thirsty!
Here is Kate Hudson with her flat chest in a tight vest:
Kate is NOT holding that coffee cup asking for money to buy her fake boobies -- or as I call them -- foobies.
Below: Kate Hudson's delicate curves.
Kate Hudson is running in her bikini. She is probably running away from all the horny guys who are chasing her firm little booty. Kate Hudson is proof that women can still be smoking hot after 30 years old!
Nothin' better than a toned body all wet with water.
Gwen Stefani is STILL hot.
Polka dots cover Gwen Stefani's dots.
Gwen is rubbing oil all over her tiny boobs. Or is that Miracle Grow? No! She's hot and flat. Just like breakfast pancakes.
Below, Gwen Stefani blinds with her albino-like beauty.
Keira Knightley shows off her cute bikini and her tiny boobs as she steps out of the ocean.
Keira Knightley doesn't need big breasts to look stunningly beautiful. Since seeing her in Pirates of the Caribbean, many a red-blooded male longed to plunder her booty.
Maggie Q is the star of the TV show Nikita.
And her is Maggie Q in stunning 2-D!
Maggie Q looking like a bad-ass Barbie Doll. Maggie is also over 30 years old. Maybe the secret to looking beautiful after 30 is not pumping silicone into your thorax after all!
Famous flat chested actress Natalie Portman:
Natalie Portman is yummy, flat, and Jewish. Just like Passover Matzoh!
Kate Bosworth, famous for playing Lois Lane and for being a Calvin Klein model.
Kate Bosworth is so beautiful that she doesn't need boobies!
Cameron Diaz, much like your stove-top, is hot and flat.
And finally we have:
Gisele Bundchen. She is the supermodel who married the Super Bowl champ, Tom Brady.
Gisele Bundchen is beautiful and is incredibly talented at dieting and walking.
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