Hottest Flat Girls: Hooray for Tiny Boobs!
HOGWILD.NET  expert dating advice. helpful and hilarious videos!

hogwild logo


Expert Dating Advice  
Funny MySpace Pictures
Funny Rants / Dirty Jokes
Comedy Videos
Dating Advice Man
Cartoons Twisted Humor
Comedy Shows
Contact/Email Me
Free Newsletter
Poop Jokes
Dating Advice Videos 
 Subscribe in a reader
Professional Dating Advice

Latest HogWild Dating Advice

Subscribe to RSS headline updates from:
Powered by FeedBurner

Hottest Flat Girls: Hooray for Tiny Boobs!

keira knightley bikini

by me, HogWild


Tiny boobs! Here are the world's hottest flat girls!

First up is Alessandra Ambrosio:

alessandra ambrosio bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio has cute little jellyfish in her beach bikini top. She's not the flattest though. Perhaps her tiny boobs got bigger after she became a mom. How much breast milk could Alessandra's lil' jugs hold? That little baby must've been thirsty!

Here is Kate Hudson with her flat chest in a tight vest:

kate hudson flat chest

Kate is NOT holding that coffee cup asking for money to buy her fake boobies -- or as I call them -- foobies.

Below: Kate Hudson's delicate curves.

kate hudson tiny boobs

Kate Hudson is running in her bikini. She is probably running away from all the horny guys who are chasing her firm little booty. Kate Hudson is proof that women can still be smoking hot after 30 years old!

kate hudson bikini

Nothin' better than a toned body all wet with water.

kate hudson flat

Gwen Stefani is STILL hot.

Gwen Stefani tiny boobs

Polka dots cover Gwen Stefani's dots.

Gwen is rubbing oil all over her tiny boobs. Or is that Miracle Grow? No! She's hot and flat. Just like breakfast pancakes.

gwen stefani flat chest

Below, Gwen Stefani blinds with her albino-like beauty.

Gwen Stefani bikini

Keira Knightley shows off her cute bikini and her tiny boobs as she steps out of the ocean.

Keira Knightley bikini

Keira Knightley doesn't need big breasts to look stunningly beautiful. Since seeing her in Pirates of the Caribbean, many a red-blooded male longed to plunder her booty.

Keira Knightley tiny boobs

Maggie Q is the star of the TV show Nikita.

Maggie Q

And her is Maggie Q in stunning 2-D!

maggie q tiny boobs

Maggie Q looking like a bad-ass Barbie Doll. Maggie is also over 30 years old. Maybe the secret to looking beautiful after 30 is not pumping silicone into your thorax after all!

Maggie Q bikini

Famous flat chested actress Natalie Portman:

Natalie Portman tiny boobs

Natalie Portman is yummy, flat, and Jewish. Just like Passover Matzoh!


Kate Bosworth, famous for playing Lois Lane and for being a Calvin Klein model.

Kate Bosworth bikini

Kate Bosworth is so beautiful that she doesn't need boobies!

Kate Bosworth tiny boobs

Cameron Diaz, much like your stove-top, is hot and flat.

cameron diaz tiny boobs

And finally we have:

Gisele Bundchen. She is the supermodel who married the Super Bowl champ, Tom Brady.

Gisele Bundchen bikini

Gisele Bundchen is beautiful and is incredibly talented at dieting and walking.


If you like these hot pictures, you will also like:

* Hot Female Sports Reporter: Jenn Brown

* Hottest Sports Wives: If you can't Win a Trophy, then Marry one!

* World's Hottest Female Athletes

* Hottest Female Sports Reporters

* Top 10 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Covers of All-Time

* Baseball's All-Star Wives

* The Hottest German Girls of Germany

* Megan Fox is so Freakin' Hot, to Feel Her Up, You'd Need to Wear Oven Mitts

* Beat your Pinata to Mexico's Hottest Mexican Women

* Pictures: LA Laker Girls vs. Boston Celtics Dancers

* World's Hottest Jewish Women

* World's Hottest Female Athletes

* Who is the hottest female singer of all-time?

* The Hottest Women on Television

* Hottest Video Game Girls

* Hottest Girls in Hats

* Hottest Actresses of Bollywood

* Who is the Hottest Bond Girl of All-Time?

* Hottest Girls of Christmas: The 12 Babes of Christmas

* Hottest Mets Girls

* Hottest Flat Girls: Hooray for Tiny Boobs!

* Miami Heat Dancers (Hottest 15 Pictures)

* Hottest Brazilian Girls: Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen, Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Hickmann

Professional Dating Advice videos and expert dating advice by award-winning comedian HogWild!

More Funny HogWild Rants and Jokes

Now see my Dating Coach advice and videos!


Now go watch my Expert Dating Advice videos!

This article is for people who want to see pictures of:

flat girls
flat women
flat chested girls
flat girl
flat chest girl
tiny boobs


dating coach hogwilddating coach hogwilddating coach hogwild

Get Instant Access to over 500 helpful + hilarious dating advice videos you can't find anywhere else! *** Join the HogWild Relationship Revolution! ***


expert dating advice* Dayse in Michigan: "Hog, I love your videos! Thank you sooo much! I'm speechless... you said everything I needed to hear. :) "


* Emmy in England: (Press Play to listen!)

Professional Dating Advice and Expert Dating Advice Videos by HogWild are awesome!

* Samantha in Melbourne, Australia (Press play to watch!)

Professional Dating Advice Videos by HogWild

* Jose in Chicago (Press play to watch!)

Dating Advice Videos by Dating Coach HogWild

* Maria in Arizona: (Press Play to listen!)

Dating Advice Coach HogWild

* Jade in Mexico (Press play to watch!)

Professional Dating Advice Videos

* Tim in Indiana writes, "Thanks to your videos I got myself a date. So I'd like to thank you for the videos, they really helped."

* Rose in the U.K. writes, "I love your videos. They're just all so amazing! The dating advice is always spot on and you're so hilarious. Thanks for helping so much, 'tis more than appreciated."

* Kristie T. in Syracuse writes, "I am a fan of your dating advice! It's very funny! I like the one on how to give a girl the best kiss ever. So hot! And so true!"

* D. in Canada: "I stumbled across your web site one night while I was searching for some advice on how to deal with rejection. I went from a sobby-teary-eyed mess to laughing my head off for the rest of the night. So... Thank you!"

* Karen in Las Vegas: "You need to have your own show. You need to be on Oprah or Jay Leno or come to Vegas. You are actually addicting, funny, and I think Dr. Phil doesn't stand a chance. I'm your biggest fan."

* Aaron in USA: "I have received more guy help in your 8 minute and 35 second video than all my guy friends have given me in a lifetime. Props man."

* D. in Wisconsin writes, "I wish boys were born with the knowledge you possess."

* Niki in Virginia: "As a 33 year old divorced attorney, I felt a bit frivolous typing the words "How do I know I am in love" into a search engine. I am a woman who married young, for practical reasons, and has been very content as cruising the single scene and developing a professional name for myself since divorce. My shelf-life with a man has been like 6-8 weeks, then I get bored and move along. Then I met Oscar, just two months ago.

This morning I literally woke up, and just like that song, screamed out "I think I love you." So, the analytical person that I am, I decided to do some internet research, prompting me to conduct the aforementioned search.

And I read a bunch of articles. Psycho-babble. No internal answers were coming.

Then I came across YOUR video. Seriously, this is the most real and true helpful piece of advice regarding love I have ever heard.

I listened once. Listened twice. Listened three times. And said out loud, I am going to chose to love this man. I have finally met a man worthy of my love.

So, just wanted to let you know your advice made an impact on some girl in Northern VA.

I appreciate your "voice" and intend to keep watching as well. Thanks!"

* Janice in USA: "I came across your video, How do I know if I'm really in Love. I watched it and I was hooked. I've watched all your videos. They're so funny! Your videos are very entertaining and you give really good advice."

* K. in New York: "Thanks for the great advice Hog, it works. I got two numbers at a party last night. Sweet!"

* Lira in Texas writes, "You're both hilarious and helpful! I love your videos!"

* Natasha in Montreal: "Your advice has been the best I've found online. And I looked hard. (I said hard, ha!) You've helped me grasp how guys perceive the things I say."

* Dylan in Iowa writes, "Dude, your dating advice works so fast!

"Because of you, I got the girl I wanted. She has already told me she thinks I am finally the right guy for her because I treat her so well. She treats me just as good.

I think we are going to be together for a long time. Thanks again, Hog."

Come be a part of the HogWild Relationship Revolution!

If you're not sure how to attract the girl or guy you want... If you have trouble making conversation... if you're never quite sure if somebody likes you... if you want to bring your sexual sha-boinking skills to the next level... if you want to learn how to make your partner CRAVE you... if you want to know how to have your CHOICE of worthy partners... JOIN NOW.

Hottest Flat Girls: Hooray for Tiny Boobs!
HOGWILD.NET  expert dating advice. helpful and hilarious videos!